torture

6.18.2011

Thank goodness this malay has a holiday.
And i just came back from one.

Its back to slaughtering with schoolwork and projects that i havent worked on.
Life is balls with hair on them.
But nevermind,
its suffering before enjoying.

I'm sure Vijay and Aloy will agree.

I'm gonna sleep. Torture will start soon.

Till then,
I remain a malay guy...

Aw damn

Supp, you bastards.

Nah, I keed , I keed.

I'm starting to run outta openings. Thats all I've got.

Thanks so much, Bolt, for showing us some sexy hot rides on your last post. Something to freshen up this dreary page, no doubt.

Seems procrastination's turnin' out to be an even bigger pain-in-the-ass than I thought it would be.

Fuck.

Sorry for the unsightly four letter word I used just now.

But I can hardly find a more suitable word to describe my current situation right now.

After three weeks of absolutely zero productive activities have left my to regret my decisions not to start on those fcked-up projects sooner.

I wasted nearly three-quarters of my June holidays screwin' off.

Now I'll be paying the price once school reopens.

I think Jerry'll agree with my how fcked-up the Biology project is.

Aside from a gaping hole in the instructions provided for the students, when I emailed my dumbass biology teacher requiring clarification, she just told me 'Refer to the instructions sent to you'.

Dickhead.

If  the instructions were clear enough, I wouldn't be wasting my time and effort trying to clarify matters.

Thats why. I feel my holidays are screwed.

Hope this can cheer you up.

Yes, yes.

I am well aware that the title of the video is, indeed, 'Gubne chicken commercial'.

Just ignore the facts that there's apparently no chicken. Just 9 girls havin' a dance battle.

But hey, you don't see ME complaining.

Serious.

Haiz......

Till next time,
Aloy

Ding...

6.17.2011

Nope it is not Aloy.

Not Faris either. ( You better be happy I remembered you here Malay... )

So, you can really guess now.

Yeah, so what? You guessed who wrote this post. Big deal baby.

Nah, that's just my fingers messing around.

Anyway, it has not been a good month, since school started for me this month, and I am loathing every moment of it.  Gee...

I used to complain that I had CCA, supplementary, remedial and all there. Now, I'd pay my balls for those. I'd take those anytime.

Well going on to more serious matters, Rebecca Black's '' Friday '' was removed from Youtube, due to a disagreement between the Music Label, and Miss Black.

Yep, that's gonna change the world, that will...

Why don't they go and have a fight with... I don't know...Bieber, Cyrus...Messi and Villa in the shower...

I'm just saying

I KEED THE BARCA PLAYERS...

But you know what will never change the world?



THE LAMBORGHINI CARAMELO !!! V4 ENGINE SPORTS BIKE BY THE GRAND BULL ITALIAN CAR MAKERS!!! THIS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD!!!


Umm...Maybe not...

But it is HOT !!! Caramelo happens to be the name of a breed of bull... Something that Lamborghini is all about.


This, is a Bugatti Veyron apparently. If you do not happen to know the name, you have no use living...

This is THE fastest street legal car in the world. And it looks like a beauty.

BUT, the automatic transmission model has been released... That sucks it does...

Till I get a Caramelo with  Bugatti engine,
It is Vijay...

Dang

6.08.2011

Hey people.

I'm back.

Damn.

Can't believe the bloody teachers gave us so much fcking homework.

I've got projects for four of my subjects, while I have assignments for the other four.

And also a bloody CME project to boot.

This ain't a holiday anymore.

More like a lousy excuse for asking us to stay home and do work.

Seriously. Its as if we hadn't already had enough freaking stress studying for mid-years. Why can't they just give us a well-earned rest?

Assholes.

Projects are already a pain in the ass. It doesn't help much if you're classmates or groupmates aren't cooperative.

Last-minute jobs are what I'm trying my best now to avoid. I know I should've started a hell long time ago. But a battle between procrastination and initiative will always end in victory for the former.

Which is why I'm sorta regretting it now.

Dammit.

I've lately found a new way to vent my anger.

To listen to heavy metal music.

For those of you readers who've heard about it but haven't actually listened to any, I've included a music video to aid in your understanding.


Cool, huh?

But this genre of music is like, the polar opposite of the stuff SNSD makes.



The sheer cuteness of SNSD obviously doesn't mix with the screaming and death-related themes of heavy metal, you might think.

But I still enjoy both.

Which is why I think I'm amazing........in a sense.

Damn.

I'll cut this post short. 

I have to make amends for lost time.

Next time,
Aloy





supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

6.02.2011

Wazzup, ma peeps!

If you were wondering what the post title stands for, it doesn't really mean anything. Thats just the longest word in the english language. I ain't got nuthin' else, so........yeah.

Yes, I am painfully aware of the fact that I have not been updating The Community for a substantial amount of time.

So, Jerry, if you're reading this, please don't get too pissed with me.

I have my own issues too.

Like my mid-year results, for example.

Surprisingly enough, I got second position in class. This is also the first time in my life that I've ever got a single digit placing in class before.

So it'd be quite an achievement, you'd be thinking.

But the frightening thing is, I failed one subject, got two Cs, four Bs and only obtained an A. Which lead to my mum thinking if her son can get these sort of bullshit results and still score second in class, does that mean the rest of the class failed miserably?

Well......

Not really. But my class average was rather low. 4.5, in fact.

Thats not the only thing. Boon Wei, who got first in class, had a level ranking of 19. My position of second in class was only able to get me a ranking of 74. The difference of 55 positions came rather shocking to me, seeing as there was such a huge gap in terms of overall results between the top two people in my class.

So me mum's been making me study and busy with tuitions and all. She's sorta experiencing mixed emotions now. Of course, she's glad that I've finally done something worthwhile. But on the other hand, she's shocked by my class' low average.

So she wants to make sure I am studying and preparing hard now, so that when school starts, I'll at least be ready for whatever homework the teachers are gonna start heaping on me. She also wants me to be consistent in my studies though, seeing as consistency has been a major issue with my school work all along.

But enough of studies and all that crap.

Manchester United lost to Barcelona last saturday at Wembley. Final score of 3-1. I suppose everyone got to hear about that piece of news.

I, as member of the Old Trafford faithful, am obviously saddened by this result. But I suppose going down to a side like Barca wouldn't be as bad as compared to if we went down to some shit club. *Ahem*Chelsea*Ahem*!

But seriously, the entire match was a rollercoaster ride of emotions for me. When Pedro scored the opener, I was like, 'Fck you, man!'.

Then when Roon equalized, I was still hopeful. We still had a shot at the title.

Then, the acclaimed Messiah scored during the second half. His first goal in England, to top it off.

Like I gave a f*ck.

We weren't out of the running yet. I still got a glimmer of hope left, hoping Man United was gonna equalize sooner or later.

Then, Yifei came.

In the form of David Villa.

That stupid git scored, sealing Barca's victory. By then, to tell the truth, I'd already lost most of the hope and enthusiasm that I had at the start of the match.

Man United weren't playing up to their usual standards. Barcelona played beautiful soccer that night. I couldn't have expected anything more.

But I was rather disappointed Man United didn't score the opening goal of the second half. I felt that if they did, the whole outcome would have been totally different.

But I did agree on one thing the announcer said.

'If this match had any romance, Edwin Van Der Sar would walk out into the sunset with a Champion's League trophy under his arm.'

Haiz.......

But still, many sincere thanks to Edwin Van Der Sar, that giant of a man, who dedicated so much to United during his time at Old Trafford. His commitment and contributions, we shall never forget. Those six seasons that he spent at The Theater of Dreams have not went to waste.

I just want to say thank you to Van Der Sar again. The Old Trafford faithful and I shall be behind you all the way.

He may have left United, but his legacy still lives on.


GLORY GLORY MANCHESTER UNITED!

Right.

And just one more thing before I go. 

Vijay, could you please do me a favor and change The Community back to the original format? 

Thanks.

Oh, And about that one particularly troublesome malay......

He's got his own problems. His mid-year results were.......horrendous, to say the least.

But he'd better start posting soon. 

Will post again when I have time.

Nights,
Aloy

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