Common Test.

Because I don't have them, Imma' be a bitch and rub it in.

No Bharath. Not they way you think of it.

Nah, I won't rub it in. Cos' I am a fearless bastard.

Seemingly, the land of blacks which of course, undoubtedly is black, seems to get more boring everyday. And being an 'O' level students REALLY HELPS A LOT.

It doesn't. One day, after I receive my results, I'm gonna go to the principal of the school, and stuff my middle finger up ( No not where you think ) her ass. ( Okay you probably thought that.)

Anyway, nothing much interesting in life, unless you count waking up and smelling fresh cow pat on your doorstep as interesting, has been going on.

So, lets talk about.... Them cars....

Yea.

We'll be talking about Top Fuel drag racing cars. These babies are so hot, they accelerate from standstill to 100 MPH ( that's an M you see there ), in as fast as 0.7 seconds. ( That's a decimal point you see there ). They don't run on your average petrol. That's for losers. They run on Nitromethane and methanol. The top speed record is 333MPH so far.

And, lets move on to American Muscle. Yea. Muscle cars refer to a class of cars which are built for their high performance and luxury. We open our jaws wide at hearing a BMW 3-series is 2.8 L. Well, these bad boys, have a dick dropping 5.0 to 8.2 L  V8 engines.



This is the Chevy Yenko Camaro. May look ol' skool to you. But your braing is then nowhere near as them engines.


And I also found this on the Internet, and began to appreciate its value.

It is this youtube channel.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/nijam131


We all know who this belongs to ...

Haha...I love the internet

Bb frm vj

bored........again

Hey guys.

Its the end of Common Test week.

WOOHOOO!..........not.

It maybe 'WOOHOO' now. But once we get our results back, the nightmare continues.

After asking Mrs Toh about our Chemistry Common Test results today, the look on her face sufficed to tell us that our results, put it bluntly, sucks balls.

And I ain't doubting that any of our other papers are any the more satisfactory.

So yeah. In other words, Common Test 3 has turned out to be just another bloody fiasco.

But of course, there's only myself to blame.

Who told me to start studying only 3 days before the tests? Who told me to fuck up even the simplest of papers?

Haiz..........

Procrastination. A student's biggest bloody nightmare.

Which is why Imma gettin' an early head-start for end-of-years. I'm gonna take a leaf outta Mr Leong's book, and start my revision a solid month before end-of-years starts.

That'll gimme a head-start over the rest of the competition.

...................unless, of course........

They've all started revision earlier than me.

Then in that case, I'm left with nothing to say.

Till my marks get higher than Bharam's erections,
Aloy

lesson learnt

Fuck.

Thats it.

I've had enough.

Like what Eminem said: ' Don't ask me why I ain't got no love for these motherfucking hos'.


Only now do I realize that at this stage in our lives, girls and relationships are just a fucking waste of my motherfucking time.

Personal experiences over the paste three years have taught me that. But only last week, have I really known the true meaning of being hurt.

I've made too many mistakes. I was a fucking idiot.

Too fucking naive to even think girls are worth my fucking time.

When I broke my leg last year, I thought that was the most bloody painful thing I'd ever experience in my life.

Lying there, on the hospital bed. Alone and afraid. Taking painkiller after painkiller. Fighting the phantom pain that was surging through my entire right leg.

I thought that was pain.

But now I realize.

Physical pain, is nothing.

Nothing. Compared to what emotional pain can do to you.

Nothing.

I've been fucked around too many times. But now I've wised up. Once bitten, twice shy.

Besides, now isn't the time for fucking relationships and stuff.

Its the time to study. Get our priorities in life right.

Yeah.

Speaking of that, its about to go kick some ass in studies.

Lets all get down with the sickness,
aL0Y

I've got nuthin'

Hey ma peeps!

Its been a quiet life recently. Real quiet.

So quiet you could almost hear the sounds over at Bharath's house at night.

Nah, I keed about the horny black guy. And his ginormous d***.

Had my 'O' level Chinese orals today.

I wouldn't really say it was a total disaster, but I did stumble a bit on the passage.

And of course, the thing that really pisses me off.

I sure don't know about  other Mother tongues, but during Chinese oral, once you have concluded your points during the conversation segment, the examiner will normally ask you this:

你还有什么要补充的吗？

Pardon me for my lack of racial sensitivity.

This sentence roughly translates to : 'Is there anything else that you might want to add?'

The examiner didn't even have to courtesy of asking me this question, and just told me to take me leave.

I mean, you must be thinking right now: Alright, big f***. So what  if she didn't ask me that question?'

Normally, it would mean that the teacher has heard enough to grade you. Asking this question would allow the student to add on anything that he/she might have missed out.

But of course, seeing as I'm the last student to be tested for the day, it might also mean that the teachers are eager to go home, and therefore wanted to end it fast.

Haiz. Sometimes I worry too much.

Anyways, life is boring. Especially if you have Ms Lang as your A Maths teacher. Or if you had some stupid rookie trainee teach you English.

Damn. Some teachers are really screwed.

But not all of them.

I have not yet forgotten Mr Leong's legacy.

Here's a new rap song I just recently got addicted to.

Its damn nice, if I might add.

Alright. Gotta go.

Don't wanna be late for another day of boring maths lessons now, do we?

Till Bharath gets less horny (fine, maybe not THAT long),
Aloy

After a LONG time...

If you know what I mean... Yep.

It's your favorite black, VIJAY!!!

The reason I have not been posting for a few weeks now, is that there is NOTHING to post on...School has started, and life seems to get more and more fucked up each day...

And I still don't have much to post on...

That's why - ( I shared this with Aloy a few days ago ) - SELENA GOMEZ !!

Even though she is with the Gay Bieber, she is still hot..You've gotta admit some shit..

And watch this Laddies...

Some pretty shit in there...

She proves that Beauty and brains NEVER come together...Never.

But what is more beauty and brains then Selena Gomez?

THIS IS!!!





In any case, if you are wondering what this baby is, it is The Dodge Tomahawk. And yes, it IS  a Motorbike. Though it looks like a hybrid between a car and a train. This monster is THE fastest bike on the planet, and it is NOT street legal. So you can imagine that crap for yourself...

And on February, Lamborghini Motors released a hot baby...

Ladies and Gentlemen...THE AVENTADOR...





This is her...

And now with a hot chick in it... Damn I love them automobiles..

Till I get to lay her,
Vijay

Uncertainty

Its bloody freaking 1.30 a.m in the morning over here in Singapore.

I have absolutely no idea why I'm still awake.

Perhaps its because SNSD has just released the music video of Echo.

And just when I thought that song couldn't get any better.

Besides SNSD, there haven't really been anything much thats fun and exciting

Unless, if you count Modulus functions as fun and exciting.

Damn. I've got me Chinese 'O' levels in 11 days time. I'm really nervous, you know. But not only me. All the other sec 3 higher mother tongue students are probably struggling right now to prepare sufficiently for their orals.

Kishore flunked his Tamil 'O' level orals, according to him. The topic he was tested was 'What are ways are there to improve your memory?'

I mean, what sort of question is that?!

If the examiner asks me some question regarding the current political scene, or the reigning social status quo, I could answer pretty easily. But this sort of questions leave me speechless.

I heard from Vignesh that they even have one word questions, like 'Vegetables'.

WTF?!?!?!

What the hell do they expect students to talk about vegetables? Carrots are orange and Cucumbers are green..........?

Thats why in my opinion, Tamil orals are screwed.

No offence to yo, VJ.

Haiz.......

And I'm still freaking out about my orals. But I guess I just gotta practise.

And practise.

Yeah.

But before I leave, I'll leave you guys with a totally irrelevant picture of Taengoo to distract you.

Make that two.

^^ =) =) <3 <3 <3

Alright. Till we meet again,

I am your father.