Them cars again

Hey people.

Sorry if I haven't been posting on The Community lately. In fact, no of the members have been posting regularly.

But its no surprise, what with all the worksheets and stuff. Bolt just received a ball-smacking 23 worksheets lat week to complete.

Goodness know what them Bungla assholes are thinking.

But then again, we students can't do shit about homework, can we? Its not as if we're given any choice.

Went to 3P today just to squeeze their class hamster. Damn, I haven't held a hamster since I was 10.

Brings back good memories, I can tell you. Those things are just so darn warm and cute and fluffy and cuddly and furry and soft...........

Well, you get the point. Hamsters are cool.

But enough about them hamsters.

I'm here for the cars.

And just like last week, I've got two other sizzling hot cars coming up for you guys in this post.

Firstly, its the Porsche Carrera Gt 8.

Looks freaking awesome, huh?

But I've got something even better.

Drumroll, please............

And next, the Lamborghini Gallardo Lp570-4 Spyder Performante.

Sweet, huh?

The latter has a sharper look compared to the first. The well-defined contours and sleek design of the Gallardo definitely's got style.

But I don't know exactly how the two match up in terms of power and speed.

Cuz you all agree that speed-demons are what we all look out for in these exotic sports cars.

I'll stop here, and leave the rest to Bolt.

So for the time being, Imma be MIA for quite a while.

FLUFFY HAMSTERS FTW!!!!!!!

Till our fates cross paths,

Aloy

Cars it is...

Hey ya' you Motherffffriends of mine.....

Alright, Mr Aloysius has kindly looked up to me to explain about the cars to you NOOBS. ( there was a time when it used to be a vulgarity )

And Aloy, it ain't wrong to love cars. They are one of the few things hotter than women.

And yes, no problem in agreeing the woman near the Gallardo is hot too.

First thing is, there is a difference between speed and feel. You could achieve the speed of a Ferrari, byu modifying the engine of a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. But you don't get the same feel as you do when you sit in a Ferrari. The hand crafted leather seats that are soft like Vilau's tummy. The low headroom which make you extend your legs. Now that is a sweet ride.

Now don't come and tell me, that for the feel of it, you could stuff a Toyota Corolla engine into the Bugatti Veyron chassis. I'll stuff it up yo' ass.

First the Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4 Superleggera.

This baby, is lighter than other Gallardos at around 154 pounds less.
It has  5.2 litre V10 engine that deliver a Ram-dick raising 570 horsepower, enough to light 4250 light bulbs.
This means, 0-60 in 3.4 seconds. Beats ram anyday it does.

Top speed? 202 MpH. Think of that. I could go from my home to CSS within 5 minutes.

However, the drawback of sports cars is that they got poor fuel efficiency. Which means you need a large gas tank. Which means, you need big brave pockets.


Lets us move on to the Maserati Granturismo MC.

For the record, Balotelli has this car, and Hugh Hefner bought it for his 23 year old girlfriend.

This baby is what we call ITALIAN sports. A different class to American muscle. (Ask your dad about American Muscle Aloy. He should know about it. Retro cars that perform like modern day sports. )

Anyway, this Granturismo is what we are talking about when you wanna bring out your girlfriend for a date.
That is singular over there. Not more than one, or you'll end up with nothing.

Coming back,  the Turismo boasts a 0-60 of 4.6 seconds. 1.2 seconds slower than the Gallardo.

This shit ain't nothing. Funny cars do 0-100 in 0.7 seconds. No typo there. That is for another day.

It has a 4.8 litre V8 engine which gives you 444 hp. Along the way, on the freeway, it shits out a top speed of 185 MpH.

Don't go about trollin' yet. I know the Gallardo is superior to the Turismo. But the latter looks better.

Though our Veyron beats up everyone.

Look at the headlight part of a car close enough, and you'll see it staring tight back at you.

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts.



See what I am talking about?

Bye kids.

Its the special one till then

Them hot cars

Yo peeps.

Goodness knows why, but I've taken up an interest in cars recently.

Well.....alright, more like in the last ten minutes.

But it was after reading me dad's car magazines, that I saw a couple of pretty cool cars.

Of course, being the automobile idiot I am, Imma have the pros give me a status report on these few cars.

And when I say 'the pros', y'all know damn well who I'm gonna call.

Yep. Thats Right.

The Special One, the great Vijay himself!

@VJ: I mean, I ain't all that hooked on cars. At least not as much as you. But I'm hoping that you could explain a bit more about these cars to me, and maybe we could have, like, you know.......a section every couple weeks or so where we talk about the newest cars on the market.

Here's the first one:

Not bad, huh?

I meant as in the car, NOT the girl.

The lambhorgini Gallardo LP570-4 Superleggera.

It don't take an expert on cars to tell that this is one sweet ride.

And here's the second one: 

The Maserati GranTurismo MC.

Thats all for this post. 

So I hope VJ will use his knowledge to enlighten us on these two sport cars, and hopefully get the readers into cars and stuff too.

Right.

Its late. 

So Imma make haste, and zhao.

Till the next we meet,

Aloy

Crap

Yo peeps!

I be popping in only for a short while. Cuz I still got homework not finished(as always).

I just wasted 2/3 of my bloody precious saturday. Can't freaking believe it.

Here's what I did:

1). Went to S'pore Press Holdings for a competition (7:00 a.m-12:30 p.m)
2). Played basketball in school with Boon Ping and his Choir juniors (12:30 p.m-1:30 p.m)
3). Watched Anime (2:00 p.m-5:00 p.m)
4). Took a nap (5:00 p.m-7:00 p.m)

I feel like some fucking idiot.

Haiz...........

I seriously need to learn better time management.

Right.

Thats all, I suppose.

Till the next we meet,
Aloy

4 hours of sleep a day,

Yep. From an ample 8 hours a day, I have been reduced to half of that.  Homework, study... They give me the chills...

And yea mate, Aloy. Procrastination is man's best friend and worst enemy.

But sometimes you just can't help it when 10 Biology worksheets, 3 computer notes, 2 chemistry worksheets, 1 physics assignment, and an English essay are give today for tomorrows homework.

I have also gone on a record, by telling my teacher, if she could do that much homework in a day. But, I paid the price by standing outside the class. I am pretty accustomed to that, seeing from my experiences in Singapore.

That's a whole different story altogether.

If I could, I would rip facebook apart. It just kills my time. It makes time travel at the speed of...I dunno...faster than ram can see mamtha and shoot?

But you've gotta agree with this Indian on that, don't ya'?

Don't bother scrolling down further. Nothing more to read, as this post ends here.

With Miles to go Before I sleep,
Vijay

Things are not always what they seem

Hey guys.

About that blog title, I feel that its becoming more and more prevalent nowadays. Things ARE truly not what the seem to be.

But that story's for another time. On a another note,............

I've got me Common Test papers back!

Well, half of them, anyways.........

Here's the current score:

1). English-C5
2). Additional mathematics-D7
3). Biology-A2
4) Geography-B4

Yeah, I know. Pretty average, you'd think. But according to my own predictions, my results were really unexpected.

See the bio paper up there with the distinction? Yeah. I thought I was gonna fail that one.

And the Geog paper with a measly B4? I was rather hoping for full marks on that one.

So my expected marks and the actual results are kinda screwed, in other words.

But never mind. There is still lots of room for improvement, as you can see. I'll definitely try my best to score highest for me EOYs.

Pretty lofty goals, you'd think. But I believe in my self. I can do it!

Damn, I've been watching WAY too much anime.

Haiz.........

And I've still got that bloody bio project left undone.

But what the heck. Its freaking late, and I've still got school tomorrow.

So till our fates cross paths,
Aloy