Hey ya' you Motherffffriends of mine.....
Alright, Mr Aloysius has kindly looked up to me to explain about the cars to you NOOBS. ( there was a time when it used to be a vulgarity )
And Aloy, it ain't wrong to love cars. They are one of the few things hotter than women.
And yes, no problem in agreeing the woman near the Gallardo is hot too.
First thing is, there is a difference between speed and feel. You could achieve the speed of a Ferrari, byu modifying the engine of a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. But you don't get the same feel as you do when you sit in a Ferrari. The hand crafted leather seats that are soft like Vilau's tummy. The low headroom which make you extend your legs. Now that is a sweet ride.
Now don't come and tell me, that for the feel of it, you could stuff a Toyota Corolla engine into the Bugatti Veyron chassis. I'll stuff it up yo' ass.
First the Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4 Superleggera.
This baby, is lighter than other Gallardos at around 154 pounds less.
It has 5.2 litre V10 engine that deliver a Ram-dick raising 570 horsepower, enough to light 4250 light bulbs.
This means, 0-60 in 3.4 seconds. Beats ram anyday it does.
Top speed? 202 MpH. Think of that. I could go from my home to CSS within 5 minutes.
However, the drawback of sports cars is that they got poor fuel efficiency. Which means you need a large gas tank. Which means, you need big brave pockets.
Lets us move on to the Maserati Granturismo MC.
For the record, Balotelli has this car, and Hugh Hefner bought it for his 23 year old girlfriend.
This baby is what we call ITALIAN sports. A different class to American muscle. (Ask your dad about American Muscle Aloy. He should know about it. Retro cars that perform like modern day sports. )
Anyway, this Granturismo is what we are talking about when you wanna bring out your girlfriend for a date.
That is singular over there. Not more than one, or you'll end up with nothing.
Coming back, the Turismo boasts a 0-60 of 4.6 seconds. 1.2 seconds slower than the Gallardo.
This shit ain't nothing. Funny cars do 0-100 in 0.7 seconds. No typo there. That is for another day.
It has a 4.8 litre V8 engine which gives you 444 hp. Along the way, on the freeway, it shits out a top speed of 185 MpH.
Don't go about trollin' yet. I know the Gallardo is superior to the Turismo. But the latter looks better.
Though our Veyron beats up everyone.
Look at the headlight part of a car close enough, and you'll see it staring tight back at you.
Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts.
See what I am talking about?
Bye kids.
Its the special one till then
Alright, Mr Aloysius has kindly looked up to me to explain about the cars to you NOOBS. ( there was a time when it used to be a vulgarity )
And Aloy, it ain't wrong to love cars. They are one of the few things hotter than women.
And yes, no problem in agreeing the woman near the Gallardo is hot too.
First thing is, there is a difference between speed and feel. You could achieve the speed of a Ferrari, byu modifying the engine of a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. But you don't get the same feel as you do when you sit in a Ferrari. The hand crafted leather seats that are soft like Vilau's tummy. The low headroom which make you extend your legs. Now that is a sweet ride.
Now don't come and tell me, that for the feel of it, you could stuff a Toyota Corolla engine into the Bugatti Veyron chassis. I'll stuff it up yo' ass.
First the Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4 Superleggera.
This baby, is lighter than other Gallardos at around 154 pounds less.
It has 5.2 litre V10 engine that deliver a Ram-dick raising 570 horsepower, enough to light 4250 light bulbs.
This means, 0-60 in 3.4 seconds. Beats ram anyday it does.
Top speed? 202 MpH. Think of that. I could go from my home to CSS within 5 minutes.
However, the drawback of sports cars is that they got poor fuel efficiency. Which means you need a large gas tank. Which means, you need big brave pockets.
Lets us move on to the Maserati Granturismo MC.
For the record, Balotelli has this car, and Hugh Hefner bought it for his 23 year old girlfriend.
This baby is what we call ITALIAN sports. A different class to American muscle. (Ask your dad about American Muscle Aloy. He should know about it. Retro cars that perform like modern day sports. )
Anyway, this Granturismo is what we are talking about when you wanna bring out your girlfriend for a date.
That is singular over there. Not more than one, or you'll end up with nothing.
Coming back, the Turismo boasts a 0-60 of 4.6 seconds. 1.2 seconds slower than the Gallardo.
This shit ain't nothing. Funny cars do 0-100 in 0.7 seconds. No typo there. That is for another day.
It has a 4.8 litre V8 engine which gives you 444 hp. Along the way, on the freeway, it shits out a top speed of 185 MpH.
Don't go about trollin' yet. I know the Gallardo is superior to the Turismo. But the latter looks better.
Though our Veyron beats up everyone.
Look at the headlight part of a car close enough, and you'll see it staring tight back at you.
Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts.
See what I am talking about?
Bye kids.
Its the special one till then
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