Selena Gomez is muda bloody frikkin damn hot! o-O

Seriously.

Shes hot. As hell.

There. I've made my point.

Ok, now back to to a serious topic.

Frikkin maths homework.....that Ang Yi Mei set us 12 pages of maths.

Yeah, thumbs up if you think that sucks.

But it can't be any worse than poor old bolt.

He's stuck in that dunghill which is better known as India, and has to suffer every single passing day knowing that it's gonna be a hell of a long time before he'll be reunited with his old pals in Singapore.

Don't worry, bro.

I'm gonna break you out of that wretched place one fine day with the rest of Moon United.

We'll come for you bro, don't sweat it!

But for now, lets just use MSN and Facebook as a temporary means of communication.

Seriously bro, don't get down-hearted. We haven't forgotten you. Everyone in 2/3 is feeling your absence, man.....

A day without you is like a day without rain.

Selena Gomez is hot.

But so is Mila Jovovich.

Be seeing y'all sometime soon(I suppose)
Aloy

Whose mum should I do next?

Listen. The heading is for fun. I don't mean it. What if the Mom is Malar's sons' mum...Geddit?

I want to know why is it a bad idea to become a chef. I mean I can cook well. ( Not counting the home econs classes where i wasn't doing anything out of bore.) I have already invented 6 different types of omelettes. Why am I not allowed to be what I want? I mean, in the future, I can become the Master Chef of 123 FC, in which Aloysius is GK, and Faris is Striker. We could Vlog... YouTube posts....I'm just saying...

Why 123 FC? 3 is the denominator of our class. 1 and 2 is the numerator of the past 2 years. Nice huh? And I will also play defender... I am JUST saying.

India Sucks.

You, know, if it weren't for friends back at SG, I would've probably hanged myself now, cos' you may not believe me, but WHY ARE PEOPLE SCARED OF DEATH?
Sigh. It has been coming to my knowledge that friends were not really friends. Well some of them.
But some were extremely loyal. Like buying me a MUFC ball, and a MUFC jersey.

India Sucks. Mr Rafeek Rocks.

And I bought a new bicycle. Not like my lovely bicycle back at SG, but it is alright. I mean for Indian Shit, I find it alright.

And Faris, if you do consider me a friend, create a facebook account.

I am Usain Ferdinand, and I approve this message.

Chorus:
Doing your mom x 6 ( With the dancing kitteh )

Footie Fever

Yo ma peeps....

Imma bored guy......a seriously BORRRRREEEDDD guy.

Just staying up till 1.30 a.m to watch some soccer clips. Mainly highlights that are like, damn long ago.

If you can count the UEFA champions league finals of Manchester United verus Bayern Munich in 1999 as 'damn long ago'.

But then again, its rather cool to be able to see all the old stars at work. Beckham, Neville, Schmeichel.....

But to emphasise my point again, I'm seriously bored.

What is there to do besides Facebooking or playing internet games?

Soccer?

I WISHED I could play.......still waiting for a time slot to be confirmed with the rest of the guys(Moon United only). Apparently, ZB's getting a part-time job at his parent's store in December. And Kok Pin's currently looking for a job application. Says he needs money to buy 2 laptops.

Goodness knows why.

But that's his business. As kok Pin's always been very strict about financial issues and the handling of money, I leave it up to him to decide whats best for his budget.

I mean, hey, if he wants to get 2 laptops, I ain't stopping the guy.

I'm getting seriously off topic here, am I?

Anyways, you guys can help by giving a couple of suggestions for what to do to kill some time during the holidays when you're really bored. (And don't suggest sports, cause I've already been trying to get a time slot for it.)

Haiz.....

The rent nowadays is seriously too damn high.

Chao,
Aloy

Doomsday

Remember me? Yes, i havent been posting since a long time ago as i was sick. Damn, sickness is everywhere. I feel fortunate that i can recover. The world is suffering form diseases.


Earthquakes.

Volcanic ash.

AIDS.

And also the shortage of underwear in my drawer(which i have no idea why)

It all seems that the world is going to end anyways. I mean, to speculate more on the topic, Hollywood produced 2012.

 

 Yes, that gay movie.

I dont care what you all say. Its a conspiracy. I know the world will end soon, but not in 2012. If I'm not wrong, the movie did state a particular date? Or not? But i think its all bull. 

Of course different religions have different beliefs in when the world is going to end(except Jews, they take it as a joke) and eventually, the world will die out.

Now, I'm not the only one here, but I believe some people keep a list of what they're going to do before they die. My verdict

 GO DO IT!

 Even though if you believe that there is no 'end of the world' bull crap, you should do those things. Its called living life to the max! There are a lot of things to do before you die.

Like:

-Break a leg!(no pun intended)

-Parachute off any active volcano!

-Buy that shoe you wanted

-Screw something!(a lightbulb, if you must)

-Check your pants to see if they were put on the worong way!

There might be somethings mentioned that you might have done (ignore 4th point though) and enjoyed, but 

 you would rather do them again. Heck, if it were doomsday tomorrow, I would be in the wildest state in my 

 entire life. Whee!

What would you do if doomsday were only 24 hours away?

I would buy my underwear, 'cause ma drawers are empty.

Till next time,

Faris

(P.S - The layout of this post is messed up)

Bloody Hell

I am not going to complain on this blog, no. If you want to hear anything about it contact me on FB or e-mail.

I am having exams this week, but do I really look like I give a urine. Okay, some, or all of you might be confused why I am using the word ' urine ' here.... People say, '' Give a SHIT '', but I am renowned for being different eh...

But I don't really give a urine about exams. My only goal in life is to meet my friends again. I don't think I might be coming back to Singapore to study atleast until JC 2, lest becoming an outcast. But I most hopefully will be coming to meet the ol' guys.

And I still don't give a cum about exams, cos' they are most unimportant to me. I can do it in my 'O's. But all of a sudden, I fancy running a business. If possible, with the Ol' guys. I can run a branch in this asshole of a country... I am atleast capable of that...

And a message to Faris Izzuddin. I saw your combination on Google Apps. (Yes, I can still access that cock)
But, hear this. Study well, but studies are not the only thing in the world. By the time you take your 'O's, get a brief idea of what you want to be. Footballer? Train now. Dick Polisher. Train now. Just my joke, but I'm just saying.

And 1 more to Aloysius. I am fine with your usage of vulgarities. But don't overdo them. Vulgarities can't even get you this far. I am saying all this shit, from a bit of experience. There are a few things, you don't yet know about me.

If you guys have the least of respect for me, do as I say. And trust me, I will know...
And if you require any help in anything, I will try to be of help. I am quite good in Sci and Math now, all thanks to Mr Rafeek, the worlds best teacher. Try to convey this to him please.

And a goodbye here....

2/3 class chalet

Hey guys!

I'm back. On a happier note. (Or at least happier than the previous post.)

I'm just back from my class chalet. Well, not exactly just back. Came back yesterday at 4.

But anyways, here to tell you about all the fun we had.

DAY 1-


We guys(and that includes Zhen Bang, Yu Hang, Kok Pin, Aaron, Bharath, Boon Ping, Siddarth, Hui See, Shao Wen, Zheng Fei and Nazira)at Jurong East interchange before setting off for Pasir Ris. The train to Pasir Ris was SUPER damn long. About an hour, I think. Yeah, and after alighting at Pasir Ris, we went to the nearby bus stop to take a shuttle bus to Coasta Sands. 


After arriving, we checked in and went to the chalet to dump our baggage and stuff, before setting off to carry out our own activities. Jing Yi, Nicole, Shao Wen, Rayson and Bharath and Aaron went off to Wild Wild Wet. Zhen Bang, Boon Ping, Darryl, Kok Pin, Yu Hang and I went to Pasir Ris park to play a 3-on-3 soccer match, while the rest played beach volleyball. We lost the soccer match 9-10. Can you believe that?! Its an amazing acheivement, considering my team consisted of Zhen Bang and Darryl. And I assisted in scoring a hat-trick!!!!!! That was the most satisfactory moment of the day. 


After playing outdoor games, we went to eat dinner. Kok Pin, Desmond, Darryl, Zhen Bang, Yu hang, Jia Xin, Zheng Fei, some others and I ate at 'Different Taste', a Chinese restaurant serving nice but slightly over-priced food. We had prawn omelette, bean sprouts and seafood palette and is was great. Zhen Bang and Yu Hang ate on their own, while the rest of us ordered together. 


After dinner, we went to the game arcade at Ehub to play a bit of basketball. Me and Desmond beat our own high scores of 441!!!! Shiok man! Me and Des makes a pretty good team......but not better than Zhen Bang and Yu Hang. They got 480+! That was crazy.....


Thouroughly tired and beat up, we went back to the chalet, but not before buying 12 bottles of 1.5 litres of drinks to be used for the chalet the next day! After reaching the chalet, we showered and settled down before  playing various card games. Murderer and other poker-based card games were the most popular amongst the girls, while the guys played 'Duel Masters' and 'Yu-gi-oh!'. 


Nearly nobody slept the whole night! Bloody shiok siah! We played card games till we were tired, before we dozed of or took a break from playing cards. Zi Yan turned up at 5 a.m. She came straight from the airport after visiting Bangkok. 


DAY 2-


We all went for breakfast in the morning. Desmond, Zhen Bang, Yu Hang, Kok Pin, Darryl, Aaron and others went for to Macdonald. Some had Big Breakfast, others had Hot cakes. Only Desmond ordered both! And he said he was on a diet.


Liar.


Anyways, Jia Xin, Hui Qi, Zheng Fei teamed up against Darryl, Desmond and me in a game of Ultimate Frisbee. We were drawed at 3-3 after 20 minutes. Never did I thought it was gonna be so hard just to draw with Jia xin's team! They were damn frikkin good!!! Yeah, and after we were finished, we decided to set off for the chalet. But on the way, we met Rayson and friends, and so we went back to play even more Ultimate Frisbee! We were all damn tired after the game, so we went back to play 'Murderer' . Before going out for lunch at the hawker center, I went to fetch Yan Hong cause she didn't know her way to the chalet. After a long(and exhausting)search, I finally found her and brought her to the chalet, where we set out for lunch.


After lunch, Faris joined us at the chalet to play 'Murderer'......again. Seriously, you'd think we would get tired of 'Murderer' after, like, 20 rounds, but no. We kept on playing throughout the entire afternoon while others arrived. After playing a while, Desmond got the call top say that the barbecue food had arrived, and him and I went out to help him carry the boxes of food. 


Damn, it was heavy!


Jing Yi, Shao Wen, Melody and Nicole stayed for the night. At around 5, Desmond, Boon Ping, Faris, Aaron and I went out to help start the barbecue fire. Aaron tagged along to pick up a few tips for starting a barbecue fire, which he is gonna start on the 14 of November when we all go to his house for a barbecue!!!! 


Yeah. Anyways, we got the fire roaring within half an hour, which was a lot faster than we had expected. We went on to grill A TON OF FOOD, including satay, otahs, prawns and chicken nuggets.


IT WAS SO DAMN FRIKKIN BLOODY SHIOK!!!!!


*Ahem* Where was I? Oh yeah. People started filling in gradually, as they all went out to the Ehub to play bumper cars and arcade. The Chinese dancers(Jing Yi, Shaowen and Melody)only came at around 8 p.m, and Nicole came along with them. 


After putting out the fire at around 10, we all went in to continue our card games. Rayson, Bharath, Aaron, Zhen Bang and Yu Hang went swimming.


Day 3-


After getting a couple hours of sleep, we(Shao Wen, Melody, Jing Yi, Darryl, Aaron, Kok Pin, Zi Yan, Desmond and I) went to watch the sunrise. Damn beautiful, but we missed quite a lot of it since we went off a bit too late. But it was still damn shiok.


Half slept-walked back to the chalet, where we played EVEN MORE card games(didn't think this was physically possible at first, but they proved me wrong). We were packing up when we found a cockroach lurking in a heap of garbage we left on the floor.

Looks like we weren't too fussy about keeping the place clean.

We checked out at 10 a.m in the morning, and went for a group breakfast at KFC. We went for mass-cycling after that(something which we had always wanted to do but couldn't as all the other bikes were booked). Taught Kok Pin how to ride, which resulted in a scraped toe and a sticky plaster. But damn cool though. This was the first time I hung out with my peeps, just not on foot. Rode a two-seater bike with Kok Pin. And Bharath challenged nearly everyone to a speed race, even Desmond and Zi Yan!

After that, we went to catch the shuttle bus at 2:05 p.m. Tired and thirsty, we all went to get drinks before boarding the shuttle bus back to Pasir Ris MRT. Told jokes and stuff on the way back. The train seemed half as short as when we were taking the train here. Split up at JE, and I walked Desmond back to his house before taking the bus home myself.

I think everyone enjoyed their selves tremendously during the chalet(its hard to imagine who had a bad time). I'm no exception. Its good to be able to spend what little remaining time that I have with my classmates before  we all split up into different classes next year.

Enough said.

Signing off,
Aloy

Li Ming Le is a STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.(uncensored)

Seriously man.

What is his motherfucking damn bloody problem.

Go and complain to the teacher just cause I threw a hand full of motherfucking popcorn kernels at him.

THAT GUY HAS NO FUCKING BALLS, THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH.

Kenna scolded like fuck by Mdm Asnida and Mr Fazlin just cause that fucker ming le complained

Whats more, that motherfucker dared to even say that the kernels hurt his fucking head. WHAT THE FUCK, YOU BITCH. IF KERNELS HURT YOUR FUCKING ABNORMAL HEAD, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU WHEN I GET PISSED.

I thought only kindergarten kids 5 years old complained to the teacher when they get bullied. That bloody fucker ming le changed that my thoughts today.

I feel that I didn't deserve to get scolded. Many people are getting bullied in school. The only reason why Commonwealth doesn't receive thousands of disciplinary cases is just because the people getting bullied are mature enough to KEEP THEIR FUCKING DAMN BIG MOUTHS SHUT. But ming le isn't that sort of person.

Oh, hell no.

That stupid fucker had to open his motherfucking damn big mouth to complain to Mdm Asnida.

The problem about isn't because he has a fucking big hole in his fucking big head.

Its because that he is an annoying fucker who doesn't know how to keep his goddamn big fucking mouth shut.

Then Mdm Asnida went on to threaten me with my disciplinary case in sec 1, the one where I hid ming le's bag. PLEASE, PEOPLE! THAT ONLY REASON THAT THE STUPID FUCKING MING LE DIDN'T FIND HIS BAG WAS BECAUSE HE WAS TOO DAMN STUPID TO LOOK! IT WAS JUST PLACED ONE FLOOR BELOW HIM IN THE DOOR WAY!

And since that incident, the teachers are all like "Awwwwww, that poor ming le is the victim of bullying! Poor thing, must watch after him from now on!"

FUCKING HELL.

They don't fucking goddamn get it. ming le only gets bullied cause he can't shut that mouth of his.

Anyway, I don't think throwing popcorn kernels can be counted as a major offence. Its like what the fuck lah.
THROWING POPCORN KERNELS AT SOMEONE IS A FUCKING ENOUGH TO GET YOU A BLACK MARK ON YOU REPORT BOOK?!?!?!?!

I didn't fucking think so.

Seriously, Mdm Asnida shouldn't be taking this so seriously. How the fuck can this even be counted as bullying?

I just don't fucking get why all the teachers are over-reacting to such fucking small matters such as this.


I mean, smoking or extortion, I can understand.

Throwing popcorn kernels?

FUCK NO, OBVIOUSLY.

Thats why you should never give teachers or the authorities even a single fucking reason to scold you.

Because if you do, then they are gonna hold on to it and use it to fucking blackmail you when you commit future offences.

I swear that ming le is gonna suffer like a fucking dog when he goes out to the working world  in the future.


People who thought were your friends are going to backstab you. They are gonna fucking kaobei you on purpose. They are gonna bully you until you just wanna end your miserable life cause they make you feel useless.

Tell me this. If ming le cannot even stand people throwing popcorn kernels at him, will he be able to put up with all the pressure he is going to face when he goes out to work?

He is gonna go to his boss and complain like a 5 year old. Do you guys think that his boss is gonna defend him like the teachers in school?

I don't think so.

I seriously hate the way he sucks up to all the teachers and kiss their asses like some motherfucking bitch.

Seriously.

And Mdm Asnida thinks just cause ming le got better results than me, I'm jealous and therefore is 'bullying' him.

Please.

I would rather be a NT stream student who has dignity and pride, rather than a friendless, kiss-ass bastard who has good results.

The way he goes sucking up to all the teachers, and acting all enthu and shit. It makes me fucking sick to the core.

If he is going to continue acting like such a fucking bastard, he's gonna end up like that guy who got slashed to death at Pasir Ris on Saturday.

I don't give a fuck of what Mdm Asnida thinks of me.

But Mr Fazlin's respect means the world to me.

Fucking hell.

Never mind. I just wanted somewhere to vent my anger.