Bloody Hell

11.06.2010

I am not going to complain on this blog, no. If you want to hear anything about it contact me on FB or e-mail.

I am having exams this week, but do I really look like I give a urine. Okay, some, or all of you might be confused why I am using the word ' urine ' here.... People say, '' Give a SHIT '', but I am renowned for being different eh...

But I don't really give a urine about exams. My only goal in life is to meet my friends again. I don't think I might be coming back to Singapore to study atleast until JC 2, lest becoming an outcast. But I most hopefully will be coming to meet the ol' guys.

And I still don't give a cum about exams, cos' they are most unimportant to me. I can do it in my 'O's. But all of a sudden, I fancy running a business. If possible, with the Ol' guys. I can run a branch in this asshole of a country... I am atleast capable of that...

And a message to Faris Izzuddin. I saw your combination on Google Apps. (Yes, I can still access that cock)
But, hear this. Study well, but studies are not the only thing in the world. By the time you take your 'O's, get a brief idea of what you want to be. Footballer? Train now. Dick Polisher. Train now. Just my joke, but I'm just saying.

And 1 more to Aloysius. I am fine with your usage of vulgarities. But don't overdo them. Vulgarities can't even get you this far. I am saying all this shit, from a bit of experience. There are a few things, you don't yet know about me.

If you guys have the least of respect for me, do as I say. And trust me, I will know...
And if you require any help in anything, I will try to be of help. I am quite good in Sci and Math now, all thanks to Mr Rafeek, the worlds best teacher. Try to convey this to him please.

And a goodbye here....

2/3 class chalet

11.04.2010

Hey guys!

I'm back. On a happier note. (Or at least happier than the previous post.)

I'm just back from my class chalet. Well, not exactly just back. Came back yesterday at 4.

But anyways, here to tell you about all the fun we had.

DAY 1-


We guys(and that includes Zhen Bang, Yu Hang, Kok Pin, Aaron, Bharath, Boon Ping, Siddarth, Hui See, Shao Wen, Zheng Fei and Nazira)at Jurong East interchange before setting off for Pasir Ris. The train to Pasir Ris was SUPER damn long. About an hour, I think. Yeah, and after alighting at Pasir Ris, we went to the nearby bus stop to take a shuttle bus to Coasta Sands. 


After arriving, we checked in and went to the chalet to dump our baggage and stuff, before setting off to carry out our own activities. Jing Yi, Nicole, Shao Wen, Rayson and Bharath and Aaron went off to Wild Wild Wet. Zhen Bang, Boon Ping, Darryl, Kok Pin, Yu Hang and I went to Pasir Ris park to play a 3-on-3 soccer match, while the rest played beach volleyball. We lost the soccer match 9-10. Can you believe that?! Its an amazing acheivement, considering my team consisted of Zhen Bang and Darryl. And I assisted in scoring a hat-trick!!!!!! That was the most satisfactory moment of the day. 


After playing outdoor games, we went to eat dinner. Kok Pin, Desmond, Darryl, Zhen Bang, Yu hang, Jia Xin, Zheng Fei, some others and I ate at 'Different Taste', a Chinese restaurant serving nice but slightly over-priced food. We had prawn omelette, bean sprouts and seafood palette and is was great. Zhen Bang and Yu Hang ate on their own, while the rest of us ordered together. 


After dinner, we went to the game arcade at Ehub to play a bit of basketball. Me and Desmond beat our own high scores of 441!!!! Shiok man! Me and Des makes a pretty good team......but not better than Zhen Bang and Yu Hang. They got 480+! That was crazy.....


Thouroughly tired and beat up, we went back to the chalet, but not before buying 12 bottles of 1.5 litres of drinks to be used for the chalet the next day! After reaching the chalet, we showered and settled down before  playing various card games. Murderer and other poker-based card games were the most popular amongst the girls, while the guys played 'Duel Masters' and 'Yu-gi-oh!'. 


Nearly nobody slept the whole night! Bloody shiok siah! We played card games till we were tired, before we dozed of or took a break from playing cards. Zi Yan turned up at 5 a.m. She came straight from the airport after visiting Bangkok. 


DAY 2-


We all went for breakfast in the morning. Desmond, Zhen Bang, Yu Hang, Kok Pin, Darryl, Aaron and others went for to Macdonald. Some had Big Breakfast, others had Hot cakes. Only Desmond ordered both! And he said he was on a diet.


Liar.


Anyways, Jia Xin, Hui Qi, Zheng Fei teamed up against Darryl, Desmond and me in a game of Ultimate Frisbee. We were drawed at 3-3 after 20 minutes. Never did I thought it was gonna be so hard just to draw with Jia xin's team! They were damn frikkin good!!! Yeah, and after we were finished, we decided to set off for the chalet. But on the way, we met Rayson and friends, and so we went back to play even more Ultimate Frisbee! We were all damn tired after the game, so we went back to play 'Murderer' . Before going out for lunch at the hawker center, I went to fetch Yan Hong cause she didn't know her way to the chalet. After a long(and exhausting)search, I finally found her and brought her to the chalet, where we set out for lunch.


After lunch, Faris joined us at the chalet to play 'Murderer'......again. Seriously, you'd think we would get tired of 'Murderer' after, like, 20 rounds, but no. We kept on playing throughout the entire afternoon while others arrived. After playing a while, Desmond got the call top say that the barbecue food had arrived, and him and I went out to help him carry the boxes of food. 


Damn, it was heavy!


Jing Yi, Shao Wen, Melody and Nicole stayed for the night. At around 5, Desmond, Boon Ping, Faris, Aaron and I went out to help start the barbecue fire. Aaron tagged along to pick up a few tips for starting a barbecue fire, which he is gonna start on the 14 of November when we all go to his house for a barbecue!!!! 


Yeah. Anyways, we got the fire roaring within half an hour, which was a lot faster than we had expected. We went on to grill A TON OF FOOD, including satay, otahs, prawns and chicken nuggets.


IT WAS SO DAMN FRIKKIN BLOODY SHIOK!!!!!


*Ahem* Where was I? Oh yeah. People started filling in gradually, as they all went out to the Ehub to play bumper cars and arcade. The Chinese dancers(Jing Yi, Shaowen and Melody)only came at around 8 p.m, and Nicole came along with them. 


After putting out the fire at around 10, we all went in to continue our card games. Rayson, Bharath, Aaron, Zhen Bang and Yu Hang went swimming.


Day 3-


After getting a couple hours of sleep, we(Shao Wen, Melody, Jing Yi, Darryl, Aaron, Kok Pin, Zi Yan, Desmond and I) went to watch the sunrise. Damn beautiful, but we missed quite a lot of it since we went off a bit too late. But it was still damn shiok.


Half slept-walked back to the chalet, where we played EVEN MORE card games(didn't think this was physically possible at first, but they proved me wrong). We were packing up when we found a cockroach lurking in a heap of garbage we left on the floor.

Looks like we weren't too fussy about keeping the place clean.

We checked out at 10 a.m in the morning, and went for a group breakfast at KFC. We went for mass-cycling after that(something which we had always wanted to do but couldn't as all the other bikes were booked). Taught Kok Pin how to ride, which resulted in a scraped toe and a sticky plaster. But damn cool though. This was the first time I hung out with my peeps, just not on foot. Rode a two-seater bike with Kok Pin. And Bharath challenged nearly everyone to a speed race, even Desmond and Zi Yan!

After that, we went to catch the shuttle bus at 2:05 p.m. Tired and thirsty, we all went to get drinks before boarding the shuttle bus back to Pasir Ris MRT. Told jokes and stuff on the way back. The train seemed half as short as when we were taking the train here. Split up at JE, and I walked Desmond back to his house before taking the bus home myself.

I think everyone enjoyed their selves tremendously during the chalet(its hard to imagine who had a bad time). I'm no exception. Its good to be able to spend what little remaining time that I have with my classmates before  we all split up into different classes next year.

Enough said.

Signing off,
Aloy

Li Ming Le is a STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.(uncensored)

Seriously man.

What is his motherfucking damn bloody problem.

Go and complain to the teacher just cause I threw a hand full of motherfucking popcorn kernels at him.

THAT GUY HAS NO FUCKING BALLS, THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH.

Kenna scolded like fuck by Mdm Asnida and Mr Fazlin just cause that fucker ming le complained

Whats more, that motherfucker dared to even say that the kernels hurt his fucking head. WHAT THE FUCK, YOU BITCH. IF KERNELS HURT YOUR FUCKING ABNORMAL HEAD, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU WHEN I GET PISSED.

I thought only kindergarten kids 5 years old complained to the teacher when they get bullied. That bloody fucker ming le changed that my thoughts today.

I feel that I didn't deserve to get scolded. Many people are getting bullied in school. The only reason why Commonwealth doesn't receive thousands of disciplinary cases is just because the people getting bullied are mature enough to KEEP THEIR FUCKING DAMN BIG MOUTHS SHUT. But ming le isn't that sort of person.

Oh, hell no.

That stupid fucker had to open his motherfucking damn big mouth to complain to Mdm Asnida.

The problem about isn't because he has a fucking big hole in his fucking big head.

Its because that he is an annoying fucker who doesn't know how to keep his goddamn big fucking mouth shut.

Then Mdm Asnida went on to threaten me with my disciplinary case in sec 1, the one where I hid ming le's bag. PLEASE, PEOPLE! THAT ONLY REASON THAT THE STUPID FUCKING MING LE DIDN'T FIND HIS BAG WAS BECAUSE HE WAS TOO DAMN STUPID TO LOOK! IT WAS JUST PLACED ONE FLOOR BELOW HIM IN THE DOOR WAY!

And since that incident, the teachers are all like "Awwwwww, that poor ming le is the victim of bullying! Poor thing, must watch after him from now on!"

FUCKING HELL.

They don't fucking goddamn get it. ming le only gets bullied cause he can't shut that mouth of his.

Anyway, I don't think throwing popcorn kernels can be counted as a major offence. Its like what the fuck lah.
THROWING POPCORN KERNELS AT SOMEONE IS A FUCKING ENOUGH TO GET YOU A BLACK MARK ON YOU REPORT BOOK?!?!?!?!

I didn't fucking think so.

Seriously, Mdm Asnida shouldn't be taking this so seriously. How the fuck can this even be counted as bullying?

I just don't fucking get why all the teachers are over-reacting to such fucking small matters such as this.


I mean, smoking or extortion, I can understand.

Throwing popcorn kernels?

FUCK NO, OBVIOUSLY.

Thats why you should never give teachers or the authorities even a single fucking reason to scold you.

Because if you do, then they are gonna hold on to it and use it to fucking blackmail you when you commit future offences.

I swear that ming le is gonna suffer like a fucking dog when he goes out to the working world  in the future.


People who thought were your friends are going to backstab you. They are gonna fucking kaobei you on purpose. They are gonna bully you until you just wanna end your miserable life cause they make you feel useless.

Tell me this. If ming le cannot even stand people throwing popcorn kernels at him, will he be able to put up with all the pressure he is going to face when he goes out to work?

He is gonna go to his boss and complain like a 5 year old. Do you guys think that his boss is gonna defend him like the teachers in school?

I don't think so.

I seriously hate the way he sucks up to all the teachers and kiss their asses like some motherfucking bitch.

Seriously.

And Mdm Asnida thinks just cause ming le got better results than me, I'm jealous and therefore is 'bullying' him.

Please.

I would rather be a NT stream student who has dignity and pride, rather than a friendless, kiss-ass bastard who has good results.

The way he goes sucking up to all the teachers, and acting all enthu and shit. It makes me fucking sick to the core.

If he is going to continue acting like such a fucking bastard, he's gonna end up like that guy who got slashed to death at Pasir Ris on Saturday.

I don't give a fuck of what Mdm Asnida thinks of me.

But Mr Fazlin's respect means the world to me.

Fucking hell.

Never mind. I just wanted somewhere to vent my anger.

Hell

10.31.2010

Damn, I'm pissed.

Man, I'm bloody frikkin damn mother-f*ckin pissed.

All cause of my frikkin family.

The gits.

Tried to call my dumbass of a brother downstairs for dinner, but apparently we had a minor dispute. My stupid mum, berated me and said that I was immature and useless. F*ck her lah! I only know she said that cause she was pissed from having to cook dinner all by herself, while I slacked on the couch.

But I mean, COME ON, BITCH! IF YOU WANTED MY HELP YOU COULD JUST SAY SO! She didn't have to vent her anger on me! Siblings fight ALL THE TIME. I'd be f*cked if me and my brother were the only siblings in the world who fight every now and then. Then she went on giving me the 'Every single time this happens' lecture. I just felt like telling her to shut-the-f*ck-up! This wouldn't have happened if my stupid brother hadn't argued when I asked him to come down for dinner!

And after she finished scolding me, she told me to sit down and have my dinner. WHAT THE F*CK, MAN! D'YOU THINK AFTER BEING LECTURED FOR HALF AN HOUR I STILL HAVE THE MOOD TO EAT?!?!?!

Seriously, I swear. If she doesn't stop her bullsh*t, I'm gonna do something stupid sooner or later.

And I honestly don't wanna do that, cause there's gonna be some negative consequences when people do stupid sh*t.

And I don't wanna be the one facing those consequences.

But everybody has a limit. Even someone like Denish has a breaking-point.

I swear I'm already reaching my limit. My mum had better not push me to my breaking point. She is this close to making me do something stupid.

But if she dares to push me any further, I swear I'm gonna do it, and I ain't gonna give a sh*t about the consequences.

The only thing that prevents me from doing something I will regret is the thought of the class chalet tomorrow. It's the only thought that helps keep my sanity in check.

F*CK. Now I know what Yan Hong feels like.

Sorry to start my newest post on such a vulgar note, guys. I seriously apologise. I just needed somewhere to pour my emotions into, if not I feel like I might explode.

OK! Good, now that everything has been expressed clearly, I wanna point out some stuff.

Firstly, I'm glad that Vijay Harisudan has been added as an honorary member of 'The Community'!!!!!

'WOOTS, WOOTS! WOOOHOOOO!' *Clap**clap**standing ovation*

Now, instead of only Faris and me, you'll get to look forward to MORE POSTS every week!

Great, isn't it?

Yeah, and the class chalet is tomorrow. Seriously looking forward to it!!! Bet its gonna be a helluva chalet!!!

I've been to chalets before, but NEVER with my friends. So I think this is gonna be a great and enjoyable experience for me. Hui Qi said that we guys CONFIRM won't be able to sleep at night. Cool thought, staying up all night just to gamble and play cards......

Well, can't say much more. I'll post after the chalet. Trust me, I WILL. Pity Faris isn't staying overnight, and even more pity is that Vijay isn't gonna be there with Moon United! And I can't believe Kok Pin's going! He's usually the one who will complain about the price of the chalet and how our class is so disorganized that the chalet's a sure failure.....

What? Can't blame me, its the truth!

So anyways, Kok Pin if you're reading this, don't get mad at me and slide tackle me once we get back to school, OK?

HAHA! Feeling so much better now....

Right, I gotta go. See ya guys in three days time!!!!

Signing off,
Aloy

A new member of to the community.

Yes Ladies and Gentlemen and Homosexuals,
It is I, Vijay, or more affectionately known as Bolt or Ferdinand, declare myself a member of The Community. After requesting Aloysius, and Faris (through aloy), I have gained the membership. Just for a something to do when I am bored. Thank you Faris, for allowing me to have gained access to this blog. There will be a difference from the other members and me. That is I do not dislike Spain ; I HATE it. I support England, of course. But, yes, to you Faris and Aloy, do let me know if you are not comfortable with anything I do. And sorry Faris, for a few reasons as of which I am sure you know what...

Haiz....its that time of the year again

10.24.2010

Hey people!

Sorry I haven't been posting lately. Not in the mood.

Now that I mention it, I haven't been in the mood for ANYTHING lately.

You'd think that life after EOY would be much shiok.

Think again.

Anyway, just a shout-out to all fellow commonwealthians who have been mugging like hell every night and working their asses off for the exams. I haven't really been working exceptionally hard this year, and now I'm facing the consequences. I just don't know which subject combination to choose.

Damn.

Here are my results by the way:

Language Arts-A1
Geography-A2
HCL-B4
Science-C5
Maths-C6

Sucks, eh?

Damn disappointed with my Geog marks. I was supposed to get top in class siah.....some Geog rep I am. Same thing happened with my History. Usually topping the class for common tests, but ends up losing to lots of people during EOY.

Sian.

Anyway, I wanna take Economics, but it isn't counted as an R1 subject. I wanna take Biology, but my senior advices me against it. He said if I'm gonna take bio next year, better be prepared to memorize like a dog.

Don't wanna do that, that's for sure.

I'm considering taking physics, but it's concept-demanding and requires quite a bit of maths...which I have never been very good at. Maybe Geography, since my Geog is good and I can always still take Econs at JC level.......

What a headache, man. This sucks. Big time.

So tell me, people. What subject combination should I take next year? Leave your comments and responses in the tag box next to this post. Thank you.

Hope I'm gonna be in the same class as her next year......

2/3 having a class chalet.....really looking forward to it! I seriously need something to liven up my life......my boring, dull and dreary life.

I just wanna go outside and play some sports with the guys, maybe basketball. I wanna do that soooo bad.

Haiz....

So damn bored I've been reduced to playing games on Facebook.

You can't get any more bored than that.

Well, it's getting late. But I seriously don't feel like sleeping. Just had a cup of coffee.

Dang.

Gotta go, before my mum comes out and sees me still using the com. She's gonna FREAK.

But HECK. Its after exams, I can do any sh*t that I want.

Right?

I feel like doing SOMETHING, but I wanna just do NOTHING.

Wierd, huh?

I be f*cked.

Haiz.....I've decided. I'm going to sleep.

Nights, people.

Signing off,
Aloy

We're Back

10.22.2010

yes.
we're back people.
finally.
its been a long time, after exams and getting results.
some are dissapointed, others happy. Nevertheless, we should all relax as its the end. the suffering has ended.

As said, me and Aloysius would be updating more regularly after the exams. that's not working out well just yet, but we will find material to post. For me, I still have my own blog to tend to. So i have to set my priorities.

Why do some of you want me to create Facebook? I'm not saying its a bad idea, but my network of friends is not that wide, so the nuber of friends I might have is less than 30. Also, I cannot frequent Facebook that much as my parents regulate my online behaviour(English Comprehension Passage FTW!)and also its not like I would be that active.

I might have only a blog for now. Otherwise, i might consider making a Facebook account in the future, when we separate classes and when its harder to keep in contact. Yes, that's when i would make one.

I am running out of topics to type about. Other than the freaking haze, there's technically nothing to capture anyone's attention anymore. I would prefer if we all spend eternity in our bedrooms and rot to death.

I'm just saying.

Faris

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