Dejected

'LO guys. It is me, Vijay again. Don't expect the Malay to post in this year, or the next, or the year after. He is being a.. MALAY.

I never knew days could fly past so goddamned fast. It feels like only yesterday I got here. But I am leaving in another 3 days. Monday that is. 

Optimistically, I can stay. But realistically, I cannot stay on. Due to some reasons I'd prefer not to share.

But there is one thing I can celebrate about. 

That is.... 

WAIT FOR IT.... (Drumrollz please )

TITLE NUMBER 19!!! 

Yes. Manchester United have finally knocked Liverpool of their fucking perch, like Sir Alex promised all those years ago. Never misses a trick, that man.

With Barca coming up, and confidence & adrenaline running high, I don't see a reason why wee should lose the Champions League Final on 28.

Enough about Football, or SAH-KER as those Americans call it. 

Ah, yes, The BMW HP2. 

If  Taeyeon could help Aloy, this can help me. Look at that. Simply magnificent. 

It is a pity Supercar companies like Lamborghini and Ferrari don't manufacture Bikes.

Oh. And the latest series of the Fast and Furious franchise has launched.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE...

FAST FIVE !!!

Is that a Ford Mustang with Top-Engine Turbocharger?

But if there is somethings that can make me feel un-dejected. It is Fast Cars, Fast bikes. Fast moving things. Anything fast.

And Last but not Least, Thank you everyone who came to see me, and showed me support and Loyalty. 

Thank you very much.

Truth be told, I never actually received much attention in my life. That's a different story altogether, and I don't wanna bore the Jizz out of you.

Thank you Rayson and Yue Kian for coming to the airport. 

 

Thank you Zhen Bang for organizing Moon United outing. 

Thank you Aloysius for forgetting about your back injury to play football with me. 

Thank you all unnamed people here.

Finally, thank you Moon United, for sticking with me till this far.

I do not know if I might come back again. Most Probably not. But I don't care. 

But there is still one little bug in my mind. A MOONCAKE match. That was one of the Primary reasons I came here.I know Moon Utd is ready. But even though Halal Pork were, they never really showed much interest.

I mean, I know it can be boring for them. But that is the only thing I am asking of them. Nothing else.

This is life I guess. You were right Mr Rafeek.

You always are.

Yours Sadly, dejectedly, disappointedly, and happily,

Vijay

Warm and Fuzzy

Hey ma peeps!

Whats chillin'?

Kind of a stupid question when the temperature is 33 degrees in the shade.

Well, at least thats better in India. No wonder VJ's having no problems at all accustomizing himself to the climate here.

Of course, as any respectable member of The Community would have noticed, our beloved Bolt is back!

And for quite a while now already, mind you.

Went out bowling with the whole of Moon United this Monday, immediately after Games Day. Besides experiencing a minor set-back with some unexpected behaviour from kok Pin and Boon Ping, every thing else turned out real sweet.

After meeting up at Jurong East interchange, we all went over to Bukit Batok to have a spot of bowling. It was truly a gratifying experience to be having all of Moon United back together again after such a bloody long time.

Which sorta explains why I was feeling all warm and fuzzy on the inside that day.

To cut the long story short, I pretty much owned at bowling.

We played four games that day. Obviously after not playing the sport for such a long time, my score was the lowest after the first round.

That was when I started owning everyone else.

My scores after the second round was 102, and it hit an all-time high of 114 after the third round. Fourth round wasn't as good though, hitting only 98.

But overall, it was satisfying to own people once in a while.

But then again, to emphasize my point, it really is an indescribable feeling to be together with Moon United once again.

Its sorta like regaining something that you lost after along time, and you just don't ever want to lose it again.

Speaking of losing things, some people on Facebook had better stop their bullcrap unless if they wanna lose their balls next.

I'm currently leading a heated campaign against anti-SNSD pages on Facebook, after being alerted by ZB, who came to know of the situation through pro-SNSD web pages.

Those immature bastards (sorry for the use of coarse language) are seriously bored, with nothing better to do.

Not only are they spreading false untruths about the most perfect Korean girl group in the world, but they are also victimizing and blaspheming their names on Facebook.

Disfigured pictures, hate-videos and vulgar posts are just some of the horrendously uncivilized acts committed by these dickheads, trying their utmost best to discredit the good name of SNSD.

Seriously.

WHAT THE PANCAKES HAVE SNSD DONE TO THESE PEOPLE TO GET THEM SO WORKED-UP?!


I figured the only thing they could use to try and discredit SNSD with is the fact that they were claiming SNSD had gone through plastic surgery before.

I mean......whats all the hullabaloo about plastic surgery?!

Truth be told, I'm actually open to the idea of plastic surgery if it can help improve a person's confidence and self-esteem.

Its not as if a person undergoes some drastic change that makes them complete fuck-ups after plastic surgery, right?

So what exactly if SNSD HAS gone through plastic surgery? It doesn't matter as long as they don't bump of their fans or become impolite jerks after that, get what I mean?

And anyways, they seriously took it too far when they called my Taengoo a 'lifeless creature' in one of their posts.

You can insult my soccer team, you can kick my dog, and you can scold Bin Laden for all I care.

But once you touch my darling, precious, sweeter-than-gems Taengoo, it gets fucking personal.

Imma burning down your house, with your entire family in it.

BURN IT DOWN TO THE FUCKING GROUND!

There.

I've made my point.

Anyways, SNSD will not be harmed in any way even if you discredit them on Facebook. They still get high sales revenue from their albums, concerts, and other collectible stuff.

So I shall say this: Sones will always outnumber them haters by ten-thousand to one. We'll never say die, and I'll keep screwing them around till they're all removed from the face of this earth.

It may seem trivial, but just wait till someone insults people you love.

Thats when you're gonna get pissed.

Haiz.....

Sooooo......

Yes.

I do have limited time to use the com, so I'll be signing off now.

Till our fates cross paths,
Aloy

Euphoria

WAZZUP MA PEEPS!

Daddy's back!

The MYEs have just finished for most of us today. For those Biology and Physics students, this is a time to take a break from all that studying and mugging and just kick back.

Too bad for those taking Economics next Tuesday.

But then again.....

WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT ECONS WHEN THE EXAMS ARE OVER?!?!?!

YAY TAENGOO!

I just put that in for fun. Post-exam euphoria, I guess.

But aside from getting high, I have much more pressing matters at hand right now.

Firstly, the arrival of Bolt in Singapore.

No, not Usain Bolt. Who gives a damn about that guy? 

Imma talking about Vijay, fellow member of The Community and our all-time favourite black.

He be arriving at S'pore next Tuesday, and we're all hype about this piece of news. A traditional way of celebrating VJ's return in conjunction with the end of our MYEs would, of course, be to play soccer till our legs turn to mush.

Which is what we're definitely gonna do, at any rate.

But sadly, I'm down with a fucking irritating back injury thats preventing me from getting into training, and it just might cost me our chances of winning on Games Day.

Ever since I twisted my back doing NAPHA last month, I haven't been able to goalkeep.

Heck, I couldn't even pass the soccer ball properly without straining myself.

Fuck.

The only thing in the world thats worst than not being able to play soccer, is watching others play it right in front of you.

I was the only one left out of the post-MYE celebrations today held at the futsal court near the school.

This feeling is just like the time when I broke my leg last year. The feeling truly sucks. 

You feel really useless, you know what I mean. Like everybody's out there trainin' and improvin', and you ain't even doin' shit to help contribute. Its a pretty helpless feeling that I'm having right now. And unless if you've gone through the shit that I'm in right now, I don't really expect you to understand.

I'm currently trying all I can to recover as soon as possible, and after that, start training like theres no tomorrow. I'm gonna fucking train the hardest I've ever done in my life.

Believe that.

And speaking about training, I know I've been neglecting my team for the past four months.

I know that, and I'm sorry.

A lot of fucking bullshit has happened during this period of four months thats been preventing me from properly training my team.

Truth be told, I've never even held a single bloody training session all year that includes the whole team.

I was chosen to be the captain by a certain someone. 

And he was waiting all this time, to see me prove my worth.

I know I do not have leadership qualities whatsoever. My failure to take charge and keep responsibility for my team can, and WILL cost me my chances during games day.

So to the team, and everyone who I've disappointed, I say that I'm truly sorry.

Truly and sincerely sorry.

Whether you accept my apology or not, I don't give a fuck. I didn't come here to write a load of bullshit and make stupid excuses on why I haven't been training the team.

Th point that I wanna make, thought, is that whats done is done. Theres no changing that.

I was irresponsible in the past, but I will make sure that from this moment onwards, until games day itself is over, I will be putting in a hundred and ten percent, to make sure I do all that I can for my team.

Not only train them, but also to recover ASAP, so I can continue training myself.

Haiz......

Fuck.

Hate this injury. 

Fucking hate it.

Never mind. Its late, and I wanna go get some rest.

Yeah. Now I feel better.

Gonna go sleep.

And heal.

Nights,

Aloy

hey..

Its been a long time.
Sorry, i have been neglecting the community for awhile.
but now MYE is over I can relax .


Vijay, I am looking forward to your return. Unfortunately we have soccer prelims for Games Day when you come back on Tuesday, but we will manage. Wonder what we will do when you come back.

Also, I have finally accomplished something. I have successfully studied. Believe it or not, I STUDIED!


Hard to believe,eh?


A short post today. Maybe i might post longer next time.


Cheers,
Faris

Jealousy and Thanks.

Hey ladies and gentlemen, and f****** trolls out there. It is, I, Vijay, the, um... Forget it.

Anyway, Thanks Aloysius for your post. Knew I could always count on you. [ Though teachers can't for their homework ;) ]


Next, don't be an ass for regretting over punching Yi Peng. You stood up for justice, you did. I have to say this.
If he wanted to fight without a reason, I would have said ''Drop it''. But since he challenges weaker opponents, what you did was no more wrong than writing '' 1+1=2 ''...

And yes, I am jealous, since Aloysius has been doing all the posts. Well, majority of them actually. So, Imma try overtake his post count.

I know this is a short post, but it is part of my plan.

I am changing mentally, but I hope I can overcome myself...

Regrets

Yo people.

Haven't posted for quite a while.

But then again, the ever-present pressure of mid-years are creeping up on me. I have my own revision to worry about too.

I don't wanna screw up or mess up my MYEs, like my CT 2. I'll aiming to pass at least all subjects, and get a couple of distinctions too while I'm at it.

So sadly.......I'll have to make this the last post till my last paper ends, which is around 9 may, if I'm not wrong.

So just to update Vijay, as well as any other guys who has been guessing what I've been up to, I got into the first fight of my life today.

And the opponent is......guess who?

Right. The cockroach (A.K.A Yipeng).

It started during maths class today. It was a free period, and Mr Leong and Ms Lin were both absent, and so we were just goofing off, as usual.

Then, I saw the cockroach bullying Akshay out of the corner of my eye. I was seriously fed-up, cause that guy only has the balls to bully those who are weaker than him. If he just sat in class minding his own business, I still don't really mind, seeing as he isn't disturbing anyone.

So, I just told ZB loudly, making sure yipeng could hear too. "You know that cockroach, only knows how to bully people weaker than him".

I guess that set him off, and he just cracked. He came up to me, shoving me and saying, "You wanna fight? Bring it on!".

I told him," You're just a bloody coward who is all talk and no action. You're always challenging me to fights, but you've never even had an actual one with me."

Upon hearing that, he just sulked and emoed in a corner while I played trading card games with ZB and my usual gang.

Then, when the lesson ended, Lester came up to me and told me that yipeng had challenged me to a fight, in the toilet at 2:30 p.m in the afternoon, immediately after class.

I was thinking.......will he really turn up at the fight venue? Knowing him for two years, I know his type. He's the sort who'll be talking a lot of cock, but doesn't actually have the guts to do whatever he says.

So I had a bet with Zhi Xing: 5 bucks says that yipeng is gonna back out at the last minute.

But I was proved wrong. 2:30 p.m after school, we gathered at the toilet with Kishore, Shanjeevi, Jerry, ZB, ZX and Zhi Qiang.

Oh yeah.

Not to mention the crowd of 30+ people who had came to spectate.

Turns out Aniq and ZX had let slip to half the level at recess time that I was having a fight.

So to cut a long story short, what happened in the toilet wasn't really anything special.

I was doing most of the slamming and punching, with yipeng managing to punch me only twice.

That was when Mr Smitthy Matthias and Mr Simon Liew came along to see what all the ruckus in the toilet was about.

They caught me, then asked me what was happening. I just replied that we were playing soccer in the toilet.

They then brought me to the general office, where I had to fill in a report slip on what happened.

Thank goodness Mr Liew bought my story. He just gave me a telling off, saying that he thinks I deserved a second chance, and he won't be punishing me.

Fortunately for me. I could end up being suspended if found fighting, and even worse, get involved in a police case.

But just to end off, I didn't really enjoy the fight. I was rather shaken at the end, even though yipeng is the one who's been pummeled pretty badly.

But this is the first time in my life that I've ever had a fist fight with anyone in school. I was fighting with the intent to do actual physical harm to my opponent. I've never had anything like this, not even when fighting my brother, or wrestling with classmates in class.

To tell the truth, it was a hollow victory. I figured that fighting never really solves anything, and this fight, instead of cheering me up, has made the situation even worse.

I seriously feel bad right now, having done proper physical harm to someone. The first moment you sink your fist into someone else's stomach or face, it might feel good for a while, but when you see your opponent battered and bruised and in a generally messed-up state, you're gonna end up feeling pretty bad for yourself, and even pity your opponent.

I just can't believe I'm saying all this, even when the opponent was someone who deserves it as much as yipeng.

Haiz.......

But never mind. I know that mulling over the past is futile. Whats done is done. I might regret it, but theres no way of reversing my actions, no matter how hard I try.

Damn. My right fist is now puffy from all the punches I threw.

But its getting late, and I gotta get going.

Wish me luck for my MYEs, and may I not do any more stupid stuff till MYEs are over.

Then I shall be rejoiced with darling Taengoo.

Signing off,
Aloy

I'm back!

Yo guys.

Yes. I know I haven't been posting on The Community lately.

In fact, none of us have been posting lately.

But since me mums starting to get over me losing my wallet, I might be able to use the com more frequently nowadays.

But just don't count on daily, or even weekly updates.

If you wanna pester someone, go bother the malay. He claims to have no time to post.

I beg to differ.

Yeah, I do admit I might not be regularly posting. But the malay is another matter altogether.

His last post was a MONTH ago, so Faris, if you're reading this, its time you'd better get your lazy ass of that chair and start posting.

I know you have a schedule. I have a schedule. Vijay has a schedule. We all have our own things to do, assignments to complete and our own interests to pursue.

And don't you forget. I still have a freaking soccer team to manage.

So don't complain.

Right.

Here I am wishing all the choir people a sucessful SYF season, and I hope they'll bring back a Gold With Honours for comonwealth!

The band people didn't do so well, though. They only got silver.

Ok. I'll post another time when I'm free.

Logging off,
Aloy