FINALLY!!!!!!

Damn! Finally!

My bros have posted!

Man, its been great hearing from you guys after a long while.

But sad to say, I've gotta keep me post (relatively) short and sweet this time round, seeing as I've only been given a measly half hour to use the computer (of which 10 minutes have already been spent on Facebooking).

First thing I gotta address.

Faris, next time please get on of those pop-ups that block users if they're under the age of 18.

Damn, talk about X-rated!

You weren't kidding when you said X-rated.

Next please include a warning at least, for our underage readers.

LOL. Miranda Kerr is still hot, no doubt. Hot as in; fresh-out-of-the oven-HOT. Sizzling, if you prefer a more appropriate term.

And this is for Vijay:...........

Damn, bro! I didn't know you were a romantic!

I mean, I never imagined you as the lovey, mushy type......

You know, those people who are all tough and macho on the outside, but all soft and gooey on the inside.

No offence, though. I mean, its great, you know what I mean. I'm not sure if I can confidently claim that I've been in love before, I totally understand you, man.

Its like the girl is perfect, the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. Everything she does seem so graceful, so holy.....

And DAMN, MAN! POEMS?! This just ain't the Vijay I know anymore, man.

The old Vijay would NEVER write poems. I can't even imagine.

Of course, that isn't to say that I prefer the old you.

"To each his own", as the old saying goes. Whoever that girl is, I'm sure you're doing the right thing.

After all, we all gotta have our own motivation in life, especially during tough times like this, you know, what with the ''O's coming up and all that bullsh*t.

The life of a student just freaking sucks. We all agree to that, but hey! Ain't nothing we can do to change that.

So if this girl of yours is someone worth dying for, someone worth going to the ends of the world for, someone who, because of her, makes you wanna just turn your life around, and work toward better improving yourself, then I say go for it.

We'll be behind you all the way, bro.

I've got my own goddess, anyways.

KOREAN GODDESS FTW!!!!



Right.



Looks like my time here is up. I guess I'll be posting again on New Year's day, just like I did last year.

Till our fate cross paths,

Aloy

Why I'm M.I.A ( An X-rated Post)

First of all, the malay is sorry that he is M.I.A. It has been a helluva holiday, both full of traveling fun and catching up on studies 'cause I'm way behind. Also I've grown tired of the blog writing. I just cant write long posts like my bros Vijay and Aloy. me posts ain't long and read-worthy. So i shall try my best.

So this holiday, I get to go to Taiwan. which was great, considering the fact that i have not taken a ride on a plane for so long. And what better way to spend it than to go with friends! Sid, prashat, aaron, aloy, me. I mean, its a first time experience. I have never been on an overseas trip with friends. Since I decided not to go to Cambodia because of certain reasons ( I couldn't fill up the "marks obtained in exams" column), i felt that applying for the Taiwan trip really made my day. Taiwan is fucking shiok and I cant wait to save up and go again with my homies if possible.


That aside, I have to admit I havent been studying like a mad bitch since the holidays started. Now I'm damn worried. I did studying, but not as much as i expected. Sigh. The love-hate life of a student. Thankfully i was able to promote. So i feel lucky.

Also, i have been noticing changes in myself. I NO LONGER LIVE,BREATHE AND EAT SOCCER. Take that, haters. I do not play soccer everyday. I play sparingly. This week I'm playing futsal. It may be my last time kicking a soccer ball. Next year I might not play at all! Somebody kill me. Who ever believed I could change like this? I fee; refreshed. Okay, that was corny.

During the holidays I also watched one of my favourite shows. Not Spongebob, there's a 48 hour of spongebob coming up. I'm so game. Okay, back to the topic. I was watching the Victoria's Secret Models Fashion Show 2011. For those "forever alone" people or the boys who thought girls were weird abominations that were created, its time you looked at the finer side of life.

Now let me introduce my girl here for a moment. Saw her at first last year, been admiring ever since. She's Australian,has the girl next door looks and most importantly, H tthe O to the T ! Spicy! She's none other than Miranda Kerr! 

Bam! If this ain't enough....

Or if this still ain't enough...

Okay I think its enough. Not good to share my desktop wallpaper.

So bottom line is, people have been criticizing Australia for being upside down(geddit?) but i beg to differ. They gave us Hugh Jackman, The Opera House, Ayers Rock, the funny accent that is fun to copy to piss them off,  and most importantly, MIRANDA KERR!

I've seen the finer side of life.

If you still dont get my point, watch this:

Dont explode you pants, boys. If i were a girl watching this I'd be a lesbian already.

I think i just put too much of whatever i just did into this post.

You're sorry. 

I'm not.

-Faris

One boring holiday

Whazzzuuppp, my badass gangsters!

Its been bloody freaking boring over here recently.

To pass the time, I've been trying to read some books. Thrillers and sci-fi, mainly. Stuff like Dan Brown and Eoin colfer. Like 'The DaVinci Code' and 'Deception point'. Damn good material, with only one exception: this ain't the first time reading these books. I've already read them like, multiple times, and I'm starting to get seriously bored.

So I've been reduced to reading next years exam syllabus as a last resort in a futile attempt to overcome to boredom (pretty sad, huh?).

Yeah. Nuthin' screams 'B-O-R-I-N-G' like the holidays.

And especially if you don't get to use the com more than once a week. But I'm kinda fortunate me mum's currently away in Taiwan, so I get to use the com sneakily (at this time of night, for instance).

Only now do I realise that a student's worst fear during the holidays is having too many things to do. He ain't scared of assignments, homework or projects.

Freaking hell, no.

What he's scared of the most, is stifling, smothering, suffocating boredom. Not getting to do something, or at least use his time efficiently instaed of wasting it away and staring into blank space most of the time.

Which pretty much seems like me these few days.

My dad even barred me from using my brother's phone, which I usually use to listen to music most of the time, especially when I'm doing my homework. Now, with my main form of music entertainment gone, I can't even listen to the soothing sounds of SNSD, or tune out to the peaceful melodies of Taeyeon's sweet voice.

Hell, I can't even drown out my sorrows in heavy metal when I get pissed! (and trust me, that happens more often than you think).

Which is exactly why my life now is a fucking living hell.

No computer, no music and no hanging out with friends.

I can't think of anything more freaking boring than this.

And even reading textbooks get boring after a long while (alright, more like two hours). And since its the holidays, its not like I can just ask my teachers if I see something I don't understand in the textbooks. I just bloody hate it when I see stuff I don't understand, and it prevents me from reading ahead because the rest of the book is related to whatever I don't understand.

I bored of being bored cuz' being bored is boring.

And I bet I ain't the only one.

But I'm also kinda reluctant to go back to school. Sometimes, just thinking about how damn hectic next year is gonna be makes me realize that maybe being bored still ain't that bad after all.

So during the holidays, I wished I was back in school, but when I'm in school, I wished it was the holidays.

Haiz.....

Alright. Enough b*tching about how my life sucks.

Now more about Taeyeon.

All passionate Sones will probably have heard about the TaeNy couple.

And for the benefit of those who have no idea what that is, I'll elaborate more.

Taeyeon and her fellow teammate Tiffany are really, really good friends (emphasis on the 'really'). Sometimes so good, that people pair them up as husband and wife (Taeyeon is the husband, Tiffany's the wife). So that was how the term 'TaeNy' was created (a combination of Taeyeon and Tiffany, for those slow learners who still haven't quite got it yet).

To give you an example of what I'm talking about:

And also:

Not to forget:



^^ <3 <3 <3

Aren't those two so damn freaking darn bloody hell cute ?!?!?!

*Ahem**Ahem*.

Right.

Lets not get too ahead of ourselves.

And TaeNy ain't the onlt thing that's getting me high these days.

Goodness knows why, but I'm also starting to get really addicted to basketball.

Maybe its the fact that I just got to know of a great basketball court from my house, or maybe its because I just found my old basketball.

But either way....

Damn, makes me just feel like going out at this time of the night and playing a nice game of basketball......

Right, I'd better get going, cause if me dad happens to wake up and see me using the com at this time of the night, Imma gon' get my @$$ handed to me.

Goodnight, ma peeps.

Goodnight, Taengoo.

Goodnight, Fany.

Goodnight, TaeNy

Till the next time when our fates cross paths,
Aloy



*Please insert appropriate blog title here*

Whassuupp, ma homies!

I just got back from Taiwan last week, and seeing as I have a bit of time to spare right now, Imma tell you guys a bit more about my trip (the Malay seems to be MIA right now).

Damn, I've seen so much I just don't know where to start. And its gonna be bloody boring if I recount the trip day by day......

But just to give you an idea of what I've been experiencing........

Basically, its just a beautiful place. Taiwan's surrounded by mountains, so you can be guaranteed of spectacular, breath-taking, awesome scenery where ever you go. Its just not something you get to see every other day, especially not in Singapore.

Also, the weather there's great. Daytime temperatures are only 20-21 degrees celsius, and it gets even colder at night, sometime with temperatures hitting a low of 16 degrees. Add in occasional gusts of icy cold wind, and a sweater/windbreaker might start to seem like a very good idea.

But after all, Taiwan is affected by the monsoons. Since its December right now, the Northern Hemisphere is experiencing winter while the Southern hemisphere is experiencing summer. As a result, an area of low pressure develops over the Australian continent while an area of high pressure develops over India. Cold and dry winds blow across the Asian continent, bringing little rain to countries such as India and Bangladesh.

Maybe I should shut up and stop showing off my Geography skills.

*Ahem**Ahem*.

Right.

Where were we? Oh yeah...

So like I was saying, the weather is great, with the slight exception of one day when it rained.

But this trip was definitely one to remember. We went sightseeing during the day, visiting museums as well as heritage sights. During the evenings, we sometimes go shopping at nightmarkets or malls. Then it was back to the hotel, staying up with Aaron, Faris, Prashat, HengYi and Sidarrth till 3 in the morning playing cheat and Taitee, before waking up to a scrumptous buffet breakfast the next morning.

Damn, I swear that was the life.

Even got to try out hotsprings.....boiled my legs red on that one.

At first I thought this was gonna turn out to be some dry, boring educational fieldtrip, but it turned out to be hell lot more fun thatn I expected.

But seriously feel sorry for the muslim students, though. They had to put up with all the vegetarian mush (there was nearly no halal food), while the rest were chomping down on barbecued duck, braised tofu and sauteed pigs trotters.

Haiz.........

Even though its been more than a week since I came back, I'm definitely still gonna miss Taiwan. The nightmarkets sell nearly everything! From chicken cutlets to stinky tofu to cartoon keychains to bubble tea.....and at super cheap prices too. One 8 inch chicken cutlet there costs only SGD$2+. Bloody heluva deal.

Oh, and shout out to Nazira: Thanks a ton for that Taeyeon photo. It was super damn bloody freaking hell cute!!!!!!!

Couldn't reply or even like it on Facebook, though., Bloody computer lags like sh*t whenever I try to use FB.

Ohhh yeah.......

Till next time,
Aloy

Random sh*t

Wasssssuuuupppp my homies!

Actually, nothin' much going on over here.

Imma be leaving for Taiwan together with the Malay this Sunday. And y'all might be asking: What the hell is a Malay doing in a Chinese country?

Thats cause its all part of our school's Multidisciplinary field trip program, exclusively for sec 3 students taking any 2 of these 3 subjects: Geography, Combined Humanities and Biology.

Me and the Malay just happen to take all 3, so we were thinking maybe spend a little time overseas, together with Aaron, Siddarth and Prashat.

Lets just all hope that Siddarth and Prashat are both seated on seperate sides of the plane. Wouldn't want the plane to spiral madly out of control, would we?

Nah, I keed the fat kids. Alright, maybe 'fat' is sort of a vulgar term. How d'I put this nicely? Erm......

'Generously built'.

Yeah, thats it. They ain't fat, just generously built. ^^

So I've been doing pre-departure worksheets for the past week, and they've been one hell of a headache. I've just seen about enough of Taipei 101 for now. Or one more paragraph on Chen Shui Bian and his damned Nationalist Party, and I might just lose it.

Which is apparently why I'm blogging right now.

I'm damn sorry for not keeping this blog alive. I'm currently on probation (for using the com), Vijay's got his 'O's to worry about, and goodness knows what the bloody hell that Malay is up to nowadays.

Haiz.........

I haven't even got time to keep up with all the latest NBA or Premier League news. And I seriously hate having to rely on others to find out last night's match results, or United's position on the table.

Damn, I can't even use the freaking computer for Facebook and sh*t for God's sake.

The only reason I'm able to post this right now is cause I told me mum I was using the computer to check my email, and posted this while she was in the toilet.

Thats how damn bloody pathetic my computer usage time is being restricted to.

Freaking hate it........ Seriously trying my best to to swear as hard as possible right now.

But all that aside, i'm definitely hoping to post sometime soon. Maybe not tomorrow, but after I'm back from Taiwan. I ain't gonna let this blog die so soon.

I've got some descent end of year results, but they don't mean diddly if I can't keep The Community alive.

So don't worry guys. Until the stress of 'O'-levels strangle the last damn breathe out of me, I ain't gonna stop posting.

And screw that $2 per hour charge at LAN shops. If worse comes to worse, I don't mind using it as a last resort.

And not to mention; days are passing torturously slow nowadays, without Taengoo by my side. Fucking family problems ain't making my life anymore easier, either.

If only I could see her more often........

Haiz, that'd be nice.

Lucky I bought that Taeyeon life-sized poster off the internet. Only setback is, I'm banned by my parents from pinning it up till after 'O'-levels.

But never mind. For darling Taengoo, I'm willing to wait.

Till death do us apart.

Amen.

Signing off,

Aloy

Dammit

Hey guys.

Currently writing this post in school.

You might be thinking why I ain't writing this at home. Thats cause I've been banned from using com at home for a indefinite amount of time.

I don't wanna say much about it, cause I'm bloody pissed. It freaking sucks not being able to write posts regularly in the comfort of my home.

So I'm sorry, guys. I really am. I'm not gonna be able to post as frequently, so please forgive me. I ain't enjoying this anymore than you guys.

This post is gonna be a short one, as school is about to close for the night.

Fuck siah. I just can't believe that I'm gonna miss what might possibly be the greatest and most exciting event in my entire life.

Yep, thats right. I won't be able to attend SNSD's Asia Tour concert.

Freaking SM entertainment pushed the concert date forward to this December, instead of February 2012.

So now I'm faced with three pressing problems.
1). Since the date has been moved forward, it means that I also have less time to save up sufficient money for the concert.
2). The concert is gonna be happening during the school holidays, which means that a hell lot more people are gonna have time to make it to the concert, which inexorably(yes, I know its a big word)means that the concert tickets are gonna be snapped up faster than.......sweaters in the middle of winter.
3). Even though end of year exams are over, my results aren't good enough to get parental consent for this concert.

And with the fact that prime tickets for their concert costs well above $200, its gonna take me a freaking miracle to be able to see the 9 angels live.

Damn, man. And this is gonna be about as close to them as I'm ever gonna get in my lifetime.

I feel so bad whenever I think of Taengoo.........how I'll never gonna be able to see her, and hold her hand, or live together happily ever after.....

Sorry, I'm just Trollin'.

I'll definitely write again when I have more time and material. But for now I've gotta get going.

But before I go, Imma gon' leave you guys with the more recent SNSD MV, called The Boys.

The damn cool thing is, they have it in both English and Korean.

And let me tell you; Taeng and Fany just doesn't get any hotter than this.

Until our fates cross paths,

Aloy

Apologies

Hello people.

I'm sorry.

There's so many things I wanna explain here but I am unable to do so in such a short period of time.

I'm really sorry.

I've been banned from using the computer for an indefinite period of time.

I can't tell you guys when I can post again.

I hope I wrong. I really do.

I just have to leave it to Bolt and the malay for now.

Fuck.

I'm truly sorry.

God save my soul
Aloy