Crap

Hey guys.

I know I'm supposed to post.

My computer at home just decided to cock up when I'm about to post.

Right now I'm in school. In New Media Camp.

And its boring as hell.

The Secondary 1 and 2s are having a special effects workshop right now in the New Media studio.

And since upper sec students are exempted, I pounced on the opportunity to post.

The organising committee for this year's camp really isn't up to the cut.

Last year's camp was a whole lot more awesome. 4 days 3 nights to boot.

But sadly, because of a certain fucked-up person in charge of the New Media Club, not only has this years camp been reduced to the normal 3 days 2 nights, its being held from the 21st to 23rd November.

And Prom Night's on the 22nd.

Smack in the bloody middle of camp. Thats why I'm staying for the night today, but leaving tomorrow afternoon to get ready for prom.

Haiz.......

Prom.

The proverbial rite of passage for all high school teenagers to rise to become socially responsible adults.

Life. What a gyp.

Anyways, I'm really looking forward to it. The prom, I mean.

The only time of the year where all the girls deliberately dress-up to look as good as they can.

Sounds fine to me.

Till my laptop decides to cooperate,
Aloy

Notice

Hey you homies and weird nutcracks in the comments section, this is a message, so please pay attention.

Not that this is the world's most famous blog or one that would be mentioned in Barney Stinson's blog, still there's atleast more than 1 reader to it.

There will not be any new posts till the dudes back in Singapore finish up their 'O's [No, the O is not a symbol reminiscent of Kim Kardashian]. It's gonna be a one-dick show running the show which would fuck up the little people who actually read this.

And, Daddy's seeing an American ;).

Adieus Amigo.


You have,
The Blackest of the Holy Trinity.

P.S Hey, the Holy Trinity sounds a good name for the homies running this blog innit? You hear me fellas? Don't get you panties in a bunch, just a midget dick sized suggestion.

Life is hell

Hey guys.

Whaddup.

Haven't posted for quite some time now. And I don't think I will be anytime soon.

The 'O's are looming ever nearer. The heat is on.

Pressure is now coming from all sides. Its like hell, seriously.

Pressure from parents. From classmates. From teachers.

I've got many teachers telling me the same thing:

You've gotta study till you feel the pain.


Always the same advice.

Haiz..........

Pain? Emotional? Physical? Mental?

Hell, I'm feeling it from all sides right now.

The weather ain't helping much lately either. Its like.......I dunno.......fucking 30 degrees in the shade?

You can fry an egg on the top of your head in those temperatures.

And I bloody hate the hot weather.

Fucking sucks, seeing as I can;t even concentrate during the day cause I'll be tempted to just lie down and sleep every single damn time i open my textbooks.

Studying is difficult enough.

But no........

The school has to pile the pressure on students even further.

The sec 4s are gonna be sitting for a whole months worth of mock exams, immediately when the 'holidays' (so called) end. Freaking mock exams, two every week, one after the other......

Life is really fucking burning hell. Its like the devils got his pitchfork stuck up your @$$ 24/7.

So, Vijay. Bolt. My bro.

If you happen to be reading this, I've got one thing to say.

You're damn fortunate to have already taken your 'O's. But you've been through the same shit just like us over here in Singapore, so I can expect you to feel our pain.

Never mind. Right nows the crunch period. The time where everybody starts to make a dash for the metaphorical finish line. And the ones who are gonna get there first are those who push through the pain. Those that embrace the pain, turn it into their ally. And use it to beat those around them.

I wanna be one of them.

And I'm trying. Real hard. But the situation just seems hopeless.

Day after fucking day I'm struggling to keep my head in the books. Struggling to pick up all the concepts and memorize entire textbooks worth of information.

And I don't know for how much longer can I keep this up.

I'm running out of stamina right about now.

Life is hell. But hey, its not as if I've got a choice, right?

See you guys later.

Or maybe in five more month's time.

Catchya in the afterlife,
Aloy

Turtles.

Yes, Turtles. Everyone loves Turtles. Especially when they are used as a post title for no apparent reason.



See what I'm talking about, huh? You know you didn't.

So, like most of y'all probably feeling right now, the pressure's starting to kick in. And for me, seeing as my 'O's' come in May, I think it's about time to go Fast and Furious and hit top gear, but still I'm lingering in second gear.

The even tougher choice than MCQ comes when I sit down and think, which freaking JC do I go to? I'm not gonna go to a Poly and ITE's are out of the damn picture. Maybe your right Faris. Too early to think about all this bullshit now.

So, lets shove studies up our asses for a while, and loosen our belts. No, not for the night, no. Don't go and start creating weird scenarios in your head. Yet.

Now, I was thinking. You know how some women say ''All guy's are the same'' ? Well, men do it too, but very few of them. More women say it. I was just sort of wondering, Women, who asked you to fucking try them all? Not ours the fault now, huh?

I keed them Blondies !!!

Let's go back to Turtles. Now, us Homo Sapiens, tend to underestimate Turtles. Just because they lay eggs, and have floppy flippers that look like, nevermind. That doesn't mean Turtles are inferior to us. Becuase, of the following reasons.

1) Turtles can make friends with Nemo; You can't. Turtle 1 - 0 We.
2) Turtles can lay eggs; You can't. Turtle 2 - 0 We.
3) Turtles can bury their eggs in sand and leave them alone; You can't. Turtle 3 -  0

So, that's a hattrick and enough for Team Turtle.

Gosh, what's happening to me? Well, we're Faris, Aloysius and Vijay, and we post random shit. If we don't post, don't blame us.



LIKE A BOSS


Nos Vemos Amigo.
Hasta la tortugas vuelan, Vijay.

P,S SPANISH FTW!!!

Sian

Hey people.

I'm nearly done with the first round of mastery tests. Still got two more of 'em to go. A math and Geography.

Haiz.......

Haven't really been studying for any of them mastery tests so far. I feel like a bloody slacker.

Just lost out to some girl in my class for English. She got 32, I got 28. Dammit.

I ain't used to losing to people in English. Looks like I've gotta up my game even more.

Nowadays its just been Taeny, Taeny and more Taeny for me.

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                                                                            =

There's a simple equation that my life wouldn't be complete without.

Aaaahhhh TAENY <3 <3 <3 ^^

I seriously dunno whats my problem.

Alright. Nuf said. I gotta get meself doing some proper revision, if I'm gonna be trashing people in more mastery tests.

Bye.

Signing off,
Aloy

bloody hell

Hey guys.

Wondering why the harsh blog title, eh?

Well, you won't be if you were taking your bloody 'O'-levels this year.

Damned freaking stressful, it is.

First month back to school, and the Sec 4s are already being spammed with a whole bloody pile of Mastery tests.

Nowadays its just test after bloody test.

No doubt as to why I'd be so damn pissed.

I've currently done completed 3 of my mastery tests. Only about.......I dunno.......5 more to go.

I should probably by studying for the remaining mastery tests right now. But goodness knows why I'm still using the com, especially at this sort of time at night when I've got bloody tuition early tomorrow morning.

Probably for stuff like this:

Sorry if I'm seem a little harsh on the choice of words, but trust me, I could do worse.

A hell lot worse.

The only 2 things which i can at least look forward to is the level camp next week, and being excused from CCA next Tuesday.

But the rest of the month is gonna be pretty much just three things:
1). Mug
2). Mug again
3). Mug some more

Thats basically gonna be how I spend the rest of the year, actually.

Like I said before, and I'd like to say it again right now just to reiterate:

Life's a f*cking bi*ch.

And thats all there is to it.

I really hate sec 4 life. Barely two weeks into the start of school and I'm already feeling as though its mid-june.

Damn, I'd like to see what mental and pysical state I'd be in when the time really comes.

Or, on second thought, maybe not.........

Praying to Korean goddess(es) can only do so much.

And I'm still trying to regain my sanity.

Till I'm sober,
Aloy

This is for Faris

Yo, Faris. Happy Birthday Bro. You 16 now, so you lucky ass can go watch a few movies I can't yet. But you just wait my friend. YOU JUST WAIT.


This is from your nigga. Happy Birthday!!! Blast off man. (metaphorically)