Stupid quadratic equations

Hey guys.

One word that can sum up just about my entire sec 3 life so far: 'B-A-L-L-S'

Yes.

Banthugal, as Vijay so aptly puts it.

At least your maths is so damn fucking shiok lah, VJ.....unlike some people who struggle just to grasp the concept of quadratic equations.

Yes, things have not been going well for me in the mathematics department.

Mr Leong lost me at Remainder and Factor Theorem.

Oh well, to look on the bright side, at least we're starting Indices this week, something which we've already done in sec 2. Should be a breeze.

I hope. For my sake. And the malays.

Yep. So for science, Chemistry is going great for me, with the only exception being my Biology teacher, Mdm Soh. She sucks, frankly speaking. Besides having no authority over the class AT ALL, she doesn't even know how to freaking teach the damn subject.

I wished Mdm Karima was still our Bio teacher.

That'd be cool.

But I'd be trollin'.

Cause the chances of Mdm Soh being subbed with Mdm Karima is just about as slim as Wolverhampton qualifying for a Champions League spot.

Wow, now I know that Torres used to play as a goalkeeper during his days in the Atletico Madrid youth system.

Cool.

As for the level camp, I just came back last Friday. Quite nice, or at least better than I would have expected.

The lodgings were great, the food was decent(well, not really) and the activities were damn fun. We went on a firefly cruise, waterfall expedition and lots of other stuff. Being able to see fireflies dot the riverbank at night, lighting up the trees like christmas decorations.....it was a great feeling. Cruising under the moonlit twilight(yes, the full moon was out), and the cool night air was filled with the scents of the rainforest and river water. It was a memorable experience, to say the least.

Then came the waterfall expedition. After an hours long trek through the rainforest, we came to to the base of the waterfall, which we had to traverse uphill in order to view and experience this natural river process in its full grandeur. 'Truly spectacular' just didn't cut it. We all played games and splashed each other like mad, before setting off for camp in the late afternoon.

The other details I'll just leave to the malay to describe it to you guys. Its seems that whenever we have a school event or outing, I'm the only one relating my experience. Alright, I've done my share. Now its the malays turn.

I happen to be extremely unhappy with Hui Qi.

She called me a pervert just because I post SNSD/Taeyeon related stuffs onto my Facebook wall.

That hurt.

It really did.

Doesn't that make ZB, who has 26 pictures of Jessica on his PSP, a pervert as well?

I mean.....COME ON!

Can't a guy just go crazy over Korean women without being judged?

It ain't fair.

ZB's PSP is full to bursting with Jessica's face, Omar has a huge picture of Sunny slapped onto his file, and Rayson just can't seem to be able to stop downloading Yuri's picture onto his phone.

Why am I the one to be judged?

It just ain't fucking fair. Hui Qi's a b*tch.

Dang it.

Never mind. Its getting late, and I gots to get going.

Here you go. A great song, released from their album 'Girls Generation'. 

The holy awesome cuteness of SNSD all packed into one music video. 

Shiok, huh?

Right, Imma get going.

Till next time,

Aloy

Is it normal to feel like an ass?

I don't mean it, but I have run out if title's. And, life in India is getting worse by the day, and as the saying goes. ''the sky is the limit'' I guess it is gonna continue getting worse.

And to add to the woes, my bike has started to screw me up. Good thing I learnt how to ride a motorcylce just in case...

Just to inform you, if you think that sec 3 life is living hell, you have no idea what is living hell. You really fucking don't. And since some of you have been wondering, Faris has gone to Home Economics club with Azfar. Man, if only I were there.

What, you don't understand? Well, I have taken a new liking to cooking, and my food is more than safe to eat. I guarantee it with my life. Vijay's 100% safe food. Lol...

No, really, I cook well. Thanks to SOME of those Home Economics lessons. I specialize in omelettes.

Yeah, I am a show off....lol...

And seriously speaking, this is the end of this post.

Vijay,
Because I have nothing to post..

Level Camp

Hey guys.

Bolt and I will be leaving for our annual level camp in Kota Tinggi, Malaysia. This is gonna be the last 'fun'(so-called) camp for the rest of our secondary school lives(excluding CCA camps).

The reason why I said so is cause our sec 4 level camp is gonna be a learning camp, instead of an outdoor adventure camp. Yeah, so things are gonna get quite boring once sec 4 starts.

So I seriously think that we all should enjoy this camp to our fullest, seeing as we are most probably not gonna receive any more opportunities until end of our 'O'-Levels. ZB has told me that he isn't really looking forward to this camp. Reason beats me, but I think its most probably cause of his much-dreaded band camps, which take place at least twice a year. They do nothing in band camp but drill, drill and drill. (and no, it isn't THAT kind of drill).

Yeah, you get my drift.

Oh, and Torres and I are gonna be MIA for the next three days.

I'm currently stuffing my face full of Taeyeon, seeing as I won't be getting anymore SNSD action till Friday at least.

Haiz........looking at her face just melts my heart......

HOLY CRAP F*CKSHIT SHE IS CUTE!

*Ahem**Ahem*!

Right.

Sorry.

Its just that I can't seem to get enough of her.

Plus the fact that we two are gonna be seperated for three whole days.....

I gotta go pack me stuff for the camp. But before I end off, I just wanna show you guys something.

See?

At least I ain't bias.

Now you can enjoy the goodness of SNSD in 9 different viewpoints.

Happy viewing!

Peace out,

Aloy

,,I,,

Yeah, like dear Aloy says, the Title says it all. Yep, it is the Mighty Middle Finger.

It has helped alot, when you are at a loss of words to retaliate. Then immediately, ,,I,,.

Really, and like dear Aloy said, swearing helps a damn lot. I have experienced it when I was in Singapore, and have seen Aloysius experience it to tremendous effects.

And I know I have been showing off lately, by telling you guys that I can help you with maths, seeing I was not the best in Maths when I was in 2/3.  But then, trust me. Many bungla's have benefited from my tutoring.

Yes, I know it is gay. But I tutored 3 bunglas. Take note of the tense. tutorED.  Which most effectively means, that I am no longer into this kind of forced prostitution. See, even prostitution has TUITION in it.

But, let me tell you, bunglas don't get stuff up their airy heads easily, so I think it is supposed to be rather commendable, to have raised them from F's to B's and A's.

However fix an appointment with me on MSN or FB. It is best if you have a webcam, and MSN.

I don't keed, here. ( copying aloy...hehehe ) But, more seriously, I think I still have not done enough for the guys who have shaped me into who I am.

No, I don't talk about Muniyandhi.

And, you can repay me by doing either of the following. Or you can do it without repaying me too.

1) Get me Mdm Karima's number.
2) If you see Mdm Karima, tell her to call my father, fix an appointment, and return ALL my things back, which are namely, my MYE Papers, report book, Yearbooks, EL file, and anything else she has.

I would prefer 2.

And, finally, ,,I,,

Yours Dhingingly,
Vijay

( I am still the horny old me )

Epilogue

Hey guys.

Its like what the title says. Today is officially the end of another week, and things are starting to get tough.

We're starting polynomial identities and the Remainder and Factor Theorem. Besides the fact that these topics have horrendously complicated names, its all actually quite easy. But the workload just keeps getting more and more. I think I'll be able to cope, though. I've been putting in some effort into my work now, and I feel like I'm definitely improving.

Mr Jeremy Gan, Jerry's brother, said he doesn't like Spain during higher chinese class today when he relieved us.

That hurt.

A lot.

He said he felt that Spain didn't deserve to win the World Cup, adding that they only managed to score 8 goals in throughout the entire tournament, compared to Portugal who were able to score 7 goals in a single game.

Thats alright with me, except for one thing. Doesn't the fact that the Spanish National soccer team were able to win the most watched sports event in the world, beating 31 other teams to emerge the winning champions something thats worth praising?

Being able to win the FIFA World Cup is definitely no mean feat. But winning it with an all-time record low goal tally of 8 a well-deserved accolade?

Seriously, if you're a team like Chelsea thats able to thrash teams with a score of 7-1 or something like that, but is too inconsistent to win tournaments and leagues, then you'd well shut your trap.

 Portugal beat North Korea in the 2010 World Cup 7-0, and was on an impressive 19 match undefeated streak, conceding only three goals.

But what happened?

They went and lost to Spain in the round of 16, courtesy of a David Villa goal that put Spain ahead 1-0.

Stupid idiots.

I don't give a sh*t if Spain won the World Cup, and you just happen to support Argentina or Germany or some stupid sh*t team. Spain were the underdogs, reaching the finals only in 1984. This is their first World Cup win, compared to Brazil, who have 5 World Cup trophies to their name, or Italy, who have four.

So you people who have something against that Spanish National Soccer Team, please cut them some slack. I personally felt that although they might not have been the most spectacular or dazzling team out there, they still won, albeit with a low goal tally.

Everyone cool?

Right.

And soccer aside. I want you guys to check out this song from SNSD. Its called 'Echo', and its been stuck in my head since this Wednesday . Its rather addictive, and apparently ZB thinks so too. Do please listen, and gimme your honest feed back and opinion. Thanks.

So thats all I have for today. I'm still waiting for Bolt's and Torres' post. Should be any day soon.

I hope.

Yeah.

I've gotta go, but will post as soon as I find some time. 

SNSD is deadly; you might die from the blinding awesome cuteness if you're not careful.

Signing off,

Aloy

Balls.

Seriously.

Balls.

Fucking balls.

My mum and brother are both fucking stupid idiots.

But thats another pain-in-the-ass story that I don't wanna recall.

Anyways, I'm only given half an hour of computer usage time. That'll give you some hints as to how my above statements came about.

Yeah, its the starting of the second week of school, and I have to say; it ain't all that bad. Besides some really troublesome non-linear quadratic equations to solve, its all going rather smoothly......


......or as smoothly as you could possibly imagine.

Kishore and ZB have been teasing me about a recent founding of theirs, which they claim 'blue waffles'. Its supposed to be some kinda pussy infection (yes, its sick, but it ain't my idea). Yes, so you can roughly imagine how things are going for me right now. Haven't been using the computer for the past couple of days, and now when I finally get to use it, me ass of a mother only alloted my half an hour.

Hardly enough time for the average teeneger to use the com. And thats the understatement of the year.

'Blue waffles' aside. I just got my first PE lesson of the year with Vilau (yes, that gay bastard). Apparently, he expects all boys in the class to be able to do six pull-ups by the end of the year: one by the end of January, and three by the end of March. Fat chance. I can only do around 20 push-ups in the peak of my form, and even after doing so I'm as tired as a dog. So I'm gonna start training for my first pull-up, and hopefully my efforts are gonna pay off.

Speaking about training, we're having our annual cross-country meet on the 4th of March, so I'm also gonna put in my utmost effort to score for the top-30 positions.

For the past couple of years, I've always either been in the top 50 or the very last positions. First year was due to a stitch, and the following year was just because my stamina wasn't good enough. But the cheerful thought was that I could at least run at the same pace as Aaron last year, and seeing as he's from badminton and is used to running long distances, I'd say that was a great acheivement for myself.

But this year, I wanna up my game. Instead of just completing the race, I'm gonna aim for the top 30 spots. I'll choose a fair-paced runner, maybe someone like Aaron or ZB,and drift behind them, meaning that I can jog as slowly as I want, as long as I don;t let that guy outta my sight. If I use the tactic, and together with my training, I believe I'm gonna be a serious contender for the top 30 placings.

Aim high and set your mind to it. Thats how you acheive.

Right. Enough talk about school and stuff.

Time for some Korean women!

ISN'T SHE JUST SO FREAKING DAMN CUTE?!?!?!?!

This is actually Taeyeon eating ice cream for some korean commercial.

Cool, huh?

Alright, fine. Maybe not to you guys, but it is to me.

I'm really pissed right now, so I seriously need some cuteness to calm myself down.

JUST......CAN'T.....STAND.....THE....BLINDING....CUTENESS!!!

Peace out,

Aloy

WTH

Yo.

Its me.

Just popping in for a short visit.

Nuthin' much happening in school, unless if you count the fact that I got so damn totally screwed by Mr Leong today during maths class.

But thats another painful story that I don't even wanna recall. I think at this rate, Imma end up as one the class jokes sooner or later.

Fuck.

Sorry. I had to swear. Releases my anger so that I don't go and smash some poor bastards jaw to pieces.

Nah, I keed, I keed! But honestly, occasional swearing really helps to cope with your stress and ease tensions. Strong (and especially negative) emotions aren't meant to be bottled up inside. We gotta let it go once in a while. Seriously works. Trust me, I've tried it.

Yeah. Trainings are getting more and more impossible seeing as my rather busier-than-usual CCA schedule is nearly always clashing with my training time. Since 5/7 of the now disbanded (so-called) Moon United is currently in 3-I, I suppose our Games Day class soccer team is gonna be quite impressive. I'm acting captain, in place for ZB, who says he's too tired and lazy to take up the captain position again this year.

And I truly understand how he feels.

Having authority and lots of respect from teammates are definitely an added bonus. But scheduling all the training sessions and working out the team formations are making me consider if this is even worthwhile .

But, like I said. The 'O' Levels are creeping up on us, and besides aesthetics, we also have to place our academics as top priority. Or at least until the 'O' Levels are over, which don't happen to be anytime soon.

We're gonna be serious contenders for at least the top-three positions. Of course a first-place trophy is definitely the best.

But like I said. It all depends.

Well, I gotta go sleep. Its late, and I've had a bloody freaking long day.

After I'm feeling a little bit better, I shall start posting pictures of my beloved Taeyeon on The Community again.

Yes, I'm not about to forget what ZB and Kishore did for a long time.

Signing off,
Aloy