wow, there has been a flurry of activities here recently, huh? and to think that i havent posted about new year...
I might be a day late, but Happy New Year to all. 2012 is here and we all know that the end of the world isn't near. The Mayans simply ran out of space in their calendar that is effective in remembering events 52 years ago. (Fact: I can count higher than 52. Beat that, noob Mayans)
It just so happens that this calendar thingy, or the long count, started at a specific year and will end on 2012.(Fact: I can count higher than 2012. dumb Mayans)
Okay, enough about the history lesson and my counting skills(which are good).
I would like to take the time to reflect on 2011. yes, it has been eventful. And the fact that i had many new experiences, both good/bad, really made Sec 3 a bitter-sweet affair. but now its 2012, and the O levels are coming. I know The Community will be in short supply of posts because of this but hey, sacrifices may need to be made. I also do not want to go all loco with the exams till i start insulting myself (kudos to Vijay for holding back on the skin pun).
Speaking about Vijay, my homie, since we are all still young, why not give the girl a try? In a good way, i mean. Not have a 'kenduri' with your friends.(Kenduri is malay street talk for passing around the girl like AIDS) Since you have admired her, why not go to the next level. Intearct. Talk.
Trust me, you're hearing from a guy who got into a relationship at the age of 10. I've been in three failed relationships. Bummer. But then again, I was dating both girls at the same time. Okay, forget it. What I'm trying to say is that don't expect a fairytale romance. If you're just okay with you being in her presence, then with all due respect bro, its up to you if you want it to stay that way.
My other homie, Aloy. Hope you've studied hard. I studiedhard too. I want you to not pressurize yourself for the exams. And let's hope you will fulfill your resolutions and not keep them under your bed with the, umm....other things you keep there(wink-wink). stay cool, aight? dont go all loco on the tests because if you do, no matter how blown out of proportion this is, I will ask Taeyeon to personally hit you where the sun don't shine. I'm just saying, it may happen. Or I can do it myself. No pressure.
Hmm....my resolutions. My resolution is to not make a resolution because if i dont fulfill it there will be bombardments of comments from critics and i will be labelled as a overachiever who has no goals but to sit down and watch Victoria's secret all day in 3D just because his friends are busy doing something better like doing porn getting themselves captured while escaping to Russia and they shall be castrated!
What colourful imagination I have....
Anyways, for now, myresolution goal is to pass at least one math test. I blew my chance last year. Its time to try.
Oh well, thats all for now. I do admit my so called X rated post is not up to par. If Vijay did it, I would be blind, Singapore cracks into half and Obama would be white.
I'm just saying.
And now I end off with asexy creative shot of Miranda Kerr (hey if aloy can put Taeyeon on every post, i guess there's nothing wrong with this)
Yes folks, nothing wrong at all.
Till we meet again,
Faris
Happy New Year To All
I might be a day late, but Happy New Year to all. 2012 is here and we all know that the end of the world isn't near. The Mayans simply ran out of space in their calendar that is effective in remembering events 52 years ago. (Fact: I can count higher than 52. Beat that, noob Mayans)
It just so happens that this calendar thingy, or the long count, started at a specific year and will end on 2012.(Fact: I can count higher than 2012. dumb Mayans)
Okay, enough about the history lesson and my counting skills(which are good).
I would like to take the time to reflect on 2011. yes, it has been eventful. And the fact that i had many new experiences, both good/bad, really made Sec 3 a bitter-sweet affair. but now its 2012, and the O levels are coming. I know The Community will be in short supply of posts because of this but hey, sacrifices may need to be made. I also do not want to go all loco with the exams till i start insulting myself (kudos to Vijay for holding back on the skin pun).
Speaking about Vijay, my homie, since we are all still young, why not give the girl a try? In a good way, i mean. Not have a 'kenduri' with your friends.(Kenduri is malay street talk for passing around the girl like AIDS) Since you have admired her, why not go to the next level. Intearct. Talk.
Trust me, you're hearing from a guy who got into a relationship at the age of 10. I've been in three failed relationships. Bummer. But then again, I was dating both girls at the same time. Okay, forget it. What I'm trying to say is that don't expect a fairytale romance. If you're just okay with you being in her presence, then with all due respect bro, its up to you if you want it to stay that way.
My other homie, Aloy. Hope you've studied hard. I studied
Hmm....my resolutions. My resolution is to not make a resolution because if i dont fulfill it there will be bombardments of comments from critics and i will be labelled as a overachiever who has no goals but to sit down and watch Victoria's secret all day in 3D just because his friends are busy doing something better like doing porn getting themselves captured while escaping to Russia and they shall be castrated!
What colourful imagination I have....
Anyways, for now, my
Oh well, thats all for now. I do admit my so called X rated post is not up to par. If Vijay did it, I would be blind, Singapore cracks into half and Obama would be white.
I'm just saying.
And now I end off with a
Yes folks, nothing wrong at all.
Till we meet again,
Faris
Happy New Year To All
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