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Heyo ma peeps. Yes, this is your favorite goalie (or used to) once again.

Do not question me on the whereabouts of The Special One or the Malay. They both seem to be busy with their own schedules, so I shall not be pressing them to post here. However, a little variety wouldn't hurt, don't you think?

Instead of boring ol' me just ranting and rambling on and on and on and on and bitching about my now pitiful life, don't y'all wish y'all had Vijay or Faris over here to write about something less grim and downcast?

I know I would.

 I miss those two. Its been such a long time since we've had any proper correspondence.

But just to let y'all know, I will try to post more over the course of about the next couple months or so. My promotional exams were over a week ago, so I shall make up for lost time by posting as frequently as I can.

Well, unless my lazy-ass decides not to.

Just to let y'all know, I've been thinking (yes, not mugging) hard over the past few months. And I now have so many ideas swimming around in my fucking head.

I just thought that if I don't use the blog to let off some steam, I am REALLY gonna blow my fucking top. I've reached my limits, in many ways. I've thought and thought and thought..........about shit.

Some thoughts perplex me. Some thoughts frighten me. Some are funny, some are inspirational.

But they are mostly fucked up.

Just so you've noticed, I've been minding my words less and less these days. Screw it with censorship.

I've had enough of that bullcrap long ago. So who cares if I put in a few vulgarities here and there?

I've long realized that there is no way to please everybody. And I am fucking sick and tired of being politically correct all the time. Seriously, FUCK IT with being politically correct.

With all the bullshit that's been going on in my life right now, I've begun to not give a fuck. I've got so many other things to worry about than being politically correct.

My friends will understand. They will know that I've always been a pretty brash (kanchiong) guy, not one to think before he acts and is perpetually foul-mouthed. But I think thats okay. Everybody gets like that once in a while.

Problem is, there are now so many fucking stupid idiots around me that I'm constantly getting pissed at stuff. My tolerance level is at an all-time low, and I always feel like beating the living shit out of people that are always annoying me.

You know what I'm saying, right? Just a straight jab to the face. Break their nose.

Or perhaps a nice, clean hook to their jaw. Open up a couple of wounds, know what I mean?

But hey, please don't mistake me for a violent, brutal person. I'm really just a big softy at heart. I enjoy pictures of cute, furry little creatures as much as the next guy.

Heres a couple of 'em.

But you know how everyone has their limits? And I am soon reaching mine.

Everybody seems to be getting on my nerves nowadays. Not that I'm one to preach about not pissing people off, but thats just how I feel.

Anyways, will definitely try to post again soon. Hopefully we gonna hear from both Torres and Bolt again.


Bye for now.

Life after promos

Yo. Aloy here.

Just concluded my promo exams last Monday.

Finally, the second toughest year that I will ever go through has drawn to a close. The ending is nigh, although not with as much drama and fanfare as you would have expected.

Promos are over, but there is still much work left to be done, evidently.

Took a peek at my math grades today, and I must say it could have been better.

Actually, that's putting it lightly. I very damn nearly got a single digit score. Not much better than block tests in anyway, although I could have sworn that I worked twice as hard for promos than I did for blocks.

Math and I have a love-hate relationship. I managed to excel in my upper secondary maths only because I had a good teacher.

No, not just a good teacher. An EXCELLENT teacher, actually. One of the fucking best in the business. She managed to put maths concepts across to her students SO easily. She made the most mind-boggling math questions seem easy. There are not many out there like her that could convince and motivate her students that way that she did.

She taught in the system for over 20 years. Her son is in Raffles Institution now. Her daughter is overseas on  a scholarship. Good background, good techniques, good foundation.

By will or by force (mostly by force), she made me see the subject of mathematics in a completely different light. My attitude and approach to the subject changed. I started to enjoy doing math.

Oh, what good memories...........

But I have long realized that there in an acute lack of such wonderful teachers in our country, even in a school such as mine. I have yet to be taught by a teacher who was as inspiring and as revolutionary as she was, despite my being in an elite school.

JC maths now seems drop-dead boring, just another fucking useless subject the fucking stupid MOE had decided we take. Real-life application just doesn't seem to apply. The value of maths as a useful tool in our everyday life has diminished, akin to how my love and passion for the subject had diminished.


Math fucked me over this time. However, if by some miraculous blessing that I managed to clear the promotional criteria, I shall be back next year. With a vengeance.

I do not want to lose out to my classmates. They maybe better than me. More skilled than me. But deep, deep down inside, some part of me still cares.

I wanna wipe those smug smirks off their fucking cocky faces. 

Just like I've always used to.

One thing, and only ONE thing now stands in my way.

I am in no way a religious person, but allow me to quote a phrase from the Bible's New Testament:

Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.


                                                                                          ----- Matthew 26:41 (King James Version)

It's a sad, sad life.........

I have this sudden, mad urge to just squeeze a small, furry animal..........

Like maybe a puppy or something.......a soft and cuddly one.



Yeah, something along these lines^

Sorry, I'm just crazy like that.

Wassup people.

Its been a long time. A looooooooooooooooooooong time.

One heck of a long time.

Damn. So much SHIT going on in my life right now .......I don't even know where to begin.

Bloody hell, just gotta say that ever since graduation, things have not been going right for me.

Life in JC is just......a battle, man. A battle. Thats what it is.

Battling against sleep-deprivation, battling against declining self-confidence levels........

Not just a battle. Its a race, too.

A fucking relentless race, to be precise.

The thing about life in JC is that, its really not that difficult. I mean, if you're disciplined enough, you would get through JC pretty smoothly. Seems that college life wasn't all rainbows and unicorns.

In fact, life is hell sometimes. A fucking agonizing hell.  Slow, painful.......

The simple daily grind takes so much out of you, know what I mean? Its so fucking painful to have to drag my sorry ass out of bed every single goddamn morning at 6 especially after staying up late to complete a project or rush some last-minute piece of assignment the night before.

Its fucking goddamn HELL with all the homework, assignments, perpetually never-ending class/lecture tests and content-heavy subjects.

Life fucking sucks when you reach school in the morning and just feel like collapsing onto the nearest desk and just sleep. And never ever fucking wake-up.

Its scary how much a total hell some days can be.

Y'all know how much of an irresponsible SOAB I can be. get home tired and sian as fuck. Just lay on the bed watching random videos before going to sleep. Not even bothering to wash up or anything. No packing for tomorrows timetable, no preparing for lessons the following day.....

Nothing. Not a single fucking thing done.

And I ALWAYS wake up the next morning panicking. Cursing and swearing at myself. Telling myself off for being the negligent bastard that I am.

Thats why my studies., uhm.............not doing so good.

No surprise, actually. I basically wasted  my entire fucking June holidays on stupid useless shit like seminars and Service Learning projects. Neglected what is most important: studies.

Fucked-up my block tests (thats what Hwa Chong calls their mid-years). These are my results:

Chemistry (H2): U
Biology (H2): E
Maths (H2): U
Economics (H2: U
General Paper (H1): C

English seems to be the only subject that isn't fucking me up the bloody ass right now.

And even so, I got a C. A friggin C.

Top scorer for O-level prelim exams in English Language. And Fucking scholars from CHINA did better than me in GP.

FUCK MY LIFE.

I mean, people say stuff like 'Oh, HCI is an elite school', and 'Oh, but HC maths papers are too tough'.

Its makes sense when you first think about it, but if all my other classmates are performing well, then why can't I?

I took the O-levels, haven't I? I was mugging like a fucking dog nearly every day for 6 months leading up to the exams, wasn't I? I worried my fucking ass off every other day about whether I will do well, didn't I?

I went through the rigors of Singapore's education system, didn't I?

So why exactly am I still screwing up so bad?

Why is it that I can get single digits for my chem test while my friend all scored nearly full-marks?

Because I didn't study?

Maybe.

Because my studying methods and techniques that I brought over with me from secondary school isn't effective enough?

Maybe.

Because they're smarter and more talented than me?

Maybe.

All these fucking questions swirling around inside my head.

But one thing I can be sure as hell.

That if I don't do something soon, shit's gonna go down.

Apologies

Hi guys.

I’m sorry for not being able to post for such a long time.

Alright, I admit it. Its not so much of me being too busy, but rather that fact that I was LAZY.

Yep. I’m really sorry guys. Sloth has always been one of the 7 sins which I’m more inclined towards.

I’ve been planning to write this post for A HELLUVA long time.

Trust me.

But it’s just that I’ve been so caught up in slacking off, I’ve pretty much neglected everything else.

So I promise to make it up to you guys, alright?

Imma be posting not just one, but a WHOLE SERIES of posts, just to get y’all up to speed with what’s been going down for the past 2 months, aight?

=)

Till the next post,

Aloy

JUBEATS

WAZZUP WAZZUP WAZZUP!

This is your homie Aloy.

Yup!

Thats right.

Yo' bruda from another mutha!

Unless, of course, you're a girl, which would make you.......

Erm......

Aiyah. I guess its all the same.

Alright. Cutting to the chase.......

I went out with ZB today to play Jubeat at JCube.

Just in case any of y'all doesn't know what Jubeat is, its an arcade game where you have to tap squares on a gaming panel to the beat of a song.

Most of the songs are Japanese pop songs from anime. There are a few K-pop songs though, only harder to find.

A song is played, and boxes flash on a gaming pane according to the beat or rhythmn of the song.

Here's what I mean:

Its a super fun game.

Only downside is, it can get pretty addictive.

And by addictive, I mean spending up to $8 worth of rounds each time, with each round costing only $0.50.

So........

Heheheheh. Yeah. Thats what took up pretty much of my time spent with ZB.

The songs are ranked according to difficulty, with different songs available for play at each level. Level 1 is the easiest, and level 10 is, of course, the hardest.

Try as I may, I can only manage to pass level 7 songs. The person you saw in the above video was playing a level 8 song, and he got A PERFECT SCORE.

And hell, that ain't easy to come by.

And now, for my daily dose of vitamin TAE.

<3 <3 <3

HAIZ............

Alright.

Good nights Tae. ^^v

And erm....yeah, whoever the rest of you all are.

Wazzup

Yo.

Waddup.

Haiz........

Its boring.

Post o-level life isn't turning out to be that great. Definitely not exceeding my expectations.

Ain't got nuthin' much to do at home.

I'm currently working, though.

Beats staying at home and just rotting.

The job's alright. Pays 6 bucks an hour. 6 hours a day, 5 days a week.

Not exactly what I call tough, so its OK. Its just something temporary to pass the time. Gain some hands-on work experience while I'm at it.

Bolt just went back to India after coming back here for some test. Heard he's coming back to stay for good.

Awesome!

Now we can finally go do lunch some day and catch up with each other.

Alright. Imma be watching my anime now.

Zero no tsukaima. It means 'The Familiar of Zero'.

Pretty darn good anime, I suppose. Its got a bit of everything in it. Romance. Action. Mystery.....

Yeah.

Just something else to pass the time.

Till the next time,
Aloy

Hey guys

Hey guys....

Aloy here.......

I've been holding something in for a damn helluva long time........

'O'-LEVELS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOTS!!!!!!!!!!

FCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem.

Right. back to business.

I know I haven't been posting here for quite some time now.Been busy with the 'O's.

Yesterday was the final paper. 

And damn, the feeling of completing the 'O's is freaking shiok. That I can tell you.

Imma be able to do whatever I want now. Without holding back. 

No more worrying about having to complete revision. No more fcking boring tuition lessons.

And above all, not having the feel GUILTY anymore about using Facebook and watching anime for 6 hours in a row.

I just feel like going up to some random stranger and say.........

SUCK IT, B!TCH!!!!!

LOL. Pardon my language. I really must learn to control myself.

But hey.

Finally, a chance to just let loose after 4 long years?

You'd think I'd pass on this chance?

Hell no. Not as long Obama's gonna start kissing Romney's @$$.

But hey, I gotta agree the first couple of years of my secondary school life has not been exactly productive.

Blurred as my memory of my lower sec days are, I do remember one thing:

That is i SCREWED UP my studies.

BIG TIME.

But I gotta admit. Last couple of years were pretty much the turning point in my entire secondary school life.

Since June 2011, I've changed. 

I've become less carefree, unlike during sec 1 and 2. I became more aware of my responsibilities, as if I had been weighed down by the burden of taking the 'O's.I started paying more attention in class, in academics, no longer the boy who couldn't give s fck about pretty much anything else besides soccer.

I was finally changing for the better.

I went on to get decent results for my EOY exams last year. Needless to say, my prelim results have also been above average.

I scored 13 points by the way, just in case you were interested.

Yes. 13 points.

13 points isn't even going to get you into most Polytechnic courses these days. Hell no.

But hey. You gotta remember that this is the prelims. And if you must know, Commonwealth teachers set prelim papers like their setting the freaking 'A' levels.

The standards way tough.Especially for the math and science papers. With majority people getting 15 points and above, I can definitely say that my 13 points are enough to land me in the top 50 in my level.

Alas. Its was not to be.

Cause I fucked up my A Math.

Yes. Additional mathematics.

The awful subject that is much dreaded by one particular member of The Community.

But anyways. I guess that tough school papers aren't quite so bad after all.

Especially when the 'O's seems like child's play compared to our school papers.

My senior once told me:

"Commonwealth students cry after doing school papers. But walk out of the 'O' level exam halls laughing at the Cambridge papers."

Touche. 

Hey, that ain't to say that I'm confident of getting like, 8As.

All I'm saying is that, I feel more confident for the 'O's than any other exam I have taken in my life.

That is how well Commonwealth has prepared me.

This is how well Commonwealth has prepared their students.

Not just me. I think this saying goes for most, if not ALL Commonwealthians.

Haiz...........

It seems like only yesterday when I was ushered into the school gates by my mum.

And now here I am. Already graduated.

Haiz........

Well, Imma be nostalgic another day. 

Cuz right now, its party time. =) ^^

Gonna go play me some basketball now. Haven't been shooting hoops for a helluva long time.

Till our fates cross paths, (which I suppose is gonna be pretty soon)

Aloy

Crap

Hey guys.

I know I'm supposed to post.

My computer at home just decided to cock up when I'm about to post.

Right now I'm in school. In New Media Camp.

And its boring as hell.

The Secondary 1 and 2s are having a special effects workshop right now in the New Media studio.

And since upper sec students are exempted, I pounced on the opportunity to post.

The organising committee for this year's camp really isn't up to the cut.

Last year's camp was a whole lot more awesome. 4 days 3 nights to boot.

But sadly, because of a certain fucked-up person in charge of the New Media Club, not only has this years camp been reduced to the normal 3 days 2 nights, its being held from the 21st to 23rd November.

And Prom Night's on the 22nd.

Smack in the bloody middle of camp. Thats why I'm staying for the night today, but leaving tomorrow afternoon to get ready for prom.

Haiz.......

Prom.

The proverbial rite of passage for all high school teenagers to rise to become socially responsible adults.

Life. What a gyp.

Anyways, I'm really looking forward to it. The prom, I mean.

The only time of the year where all the girls deliberately dress-up to look as good as they can.

Sounds fine to me.

Till my laptop decides to cooperate,
Aloy

Notice

Hey you homies and weird nutcracks in the comments section, this is a message, so please pay attention.

Not that this is the world's most famous blog or one that would be mentioned in Barney Stinson's blog, still there's atleast more than 1 reader to it.

There will not be any new posts till the dudes back in Singapore finish up their 'O's [No, the O is not a symbol reminiscent of Kim Kardashian]. It's gonna be a one-dick show running the show which would fuck up the little people who actually read this.

And, Daddy's seeing an American ;).

Adieus Amigo.


You have,
The Blackest of the Holy Trinity.

P.S Hey, the Holy Trinity sounds a good name for the homies running this blog innit? You hear me fellas? Don't get you panties in a bunch, just a midget dick sized suggestion.

Life is hell

Hey guys.

Whaddup.

Haven't posted for quite some time now. And I don't think I will be anytime soon.

The 'O's are looming ever nearer. The heat is on.

Pressure is now coming from all sides. Its like hell, seriously.

Pressure from parents. From classmates. From teachers.

I've got many teachers telling me the same thing:

You've gotta study till you feel the pain.


Always the same advice.

Haiz..........

Pain? Emotional? Physical? Mental?

Hell, I'm feeling it from all sides right now.

The weather ain't helping much lately either. Its like.......I dunno.......fucking 30 degrees in the shade?

You can fry an egg on the top of your head in those temperatures.

And I bloody hate the hot weather.

Fucking sucks, seeing as I can;t even concentrate during the day cause I'll be tempted to just lie down and sleep every single damn time i open my textbooks.

Studying is difficult enough.

But no........

The school has to pile the pressure on students even further.

The sec 4s are gonna be sitting for a whole months worth of mock exams, immediately when the 'holidays' (so called) end. Freaking mock exams, two every week, one after the other......

Life is really fucking burning hell. Its like the devils got his pitchfork stuck up your @$$ 24/7.

So, Vijay. Bolt. My bro.

If you happen to be reading this, I've got one thing to say.

You're damn fortunate to have already taken your 'O's. But you've been through the same shit just like us over here in Singapore, so I can expect you to feel our pain.

Never mind. Right nows the crunch period. The time where everybody starts to make a dash for the metaphorical finish line. And the ones who are gonna get there first are those who push through the pain. Those that embrace the pain, turn it into their ally. And use it to beat those around them.

I wanna be one of them.

And I'm trying. Real hard. But the situation just seems hopeless.

Day after fucking day I'm struggling to keep my head in the books. Struggling to pick up all the concepts and memorize entire textbooks worth of information.

And I don't know for how much longer can I keep this up.

I'm running out of stamina right about now.

Life is hell. But hey, its not as if I've got a choice, right?

See you guys later.

Or maybe in five more month's time.

Catchya in the afterlife,
Aloy

Turtles.

Yes, Turtles. Everyone loves Turtles. Especially when they are used as a post title for no apparent reason.



See what I'm talking about, huh? You know you didn't.

So, like most of y'all probably feeling right now, the pressure's starting to kick in. And for me, seeing as my 'O's' come in May, I think it's about time to go Fast and Furious and hit top gear, but still I'm lingering in second gear.

The even tougher choice than MCQ comes when I sit down and think, which freaking JC do I go to? I'm not gonna go to a Poly and ITE's are out of the damn picture. Maybe your right Faris. Too early to think about all this bullshit now.

So, lets shove studies up our asses for a while, and loosen our belts. No, not for the night, no. Don't go and start creating weird scenarios in your head. Yet.

Now, I was thinking. You know how some women say ''All guy's are the same'' ? Well, men do it too, but very few of them. More women say it. I was just sort of wondering, Women, who asked you to fucking try them all? Not ours the fault now, huh?

I keed them Blondies !!!

Let's go back to Turtles. Now, us Homo Sapiens, tend to underestimate Turtles. Just because they lay eggs, and have floppy flippers that look like, nevermind. That doesn't mean Turtles are inferior to us. Becuase, of the following reasons.

1) Turtles can make friends with Nemo; You can't. Turtle 1 - 0 We.
2) Turtles can lay eggs; You can't. Turtle 2 - 0 We.
3) Turtles can bury their eggs in sand and leave them alone; You can't. Turtle 3 -  0

So, that's a hattrick and enough for Team Turtle.

Gosh, what's happening to me? Well, we're Faris, Aloysius and Vijay, and we post random shit. If we don't post, don't blame us.



LIKE A BOSS


Nos Vemos Amigo.
Hasta la tortugas vuelan, Vijay.

P,S SPANISH FTW!!!

Sian

Hey people.

I'm nearly done with the first round of mastery tests. Still got two more of 'em to go. A math and Geography.

Haiz.......

Haven't really been studying for any of them mastery tests so far. I feel like a bloody slacker.

Just lost out to some girl in my class for English. She got 32, I got 28. Dammit.

I ain't used to losing to people in English. Looks like I've gotta up my game even more.

Nowadays its just been Taeny, Taeny and more Taeny for me.

+

                                                                            =

There's a simple equation that my life wouldn't be complete without.

Aaaahhhh TAENY <3 <3 <3 ^^

I seriously dunno whats my problem.

Alright. Nuf said. I gotta get meself doing some proper revision, if I'm gonna be trashing people in more mastery tests.

Bye.

Signing off,
Aloy

bloody hell

Hey guys.

Wondering why the harsh blog title, eh?

Well, you won't be if you were taking your bloody 'O'-levels this year.

Damned freaking stressful, it is.

First month back to school, and the Sec 4s are already being spammed with a whole bloody pile of Mastery tests.

Nowadays its just test after bloody test.

No doubt as to why I'd be so damn pissed.

I've currently done completed 3 of my mastery tests. Only about.......I dunno.......5 more to go.

I should probably by studying for the remaining mastery tests right now. But goodness knows why I'm still using the com, especially at this sort of time at night when I've got bloody tuition early tomorrow morning.

Probably for stuff like this:

Sorry if I'm seem a little harsh on the choice of words, but trust me, I could do worse.

A hell lot worse.

The only 2 things which i can at least look forward to is the level camp next week, and being excused from CCA next Tuesday.

But the rest of the month is gonna be pretty much just three things:
1). Mug
2). Mug again
3). Mug some more

Thats basically gonna be how I spend the rest of the year, actually.

Like I said before, and I'd like to say it again right now just to reiterate:

Life's a f*cking bi*ch.

And thats all there is to it.

I really hate sec 4 life. Barely two weeks into the start of school and I'm already feeling as though its mid-june.

Damn, I'd like to see what mental and pysical state I'd be in when the time really comes.

Or, on second thought, maybe not.........

Praying to Korean goddess(es) can only do so much.

And I'm still trying to regain my sanity.

Till I'm sober,
Aloy

This is for Faris

Yo, Faris. Happy Birthday Bro. You 16 now, so you lucky ass can go watch a few movies I can't yet. But you just wait my friend. YOU JUST WAIT.


This is from your nigga. Happy Birthday!!! Blast off man. (metaphorically)

Beverley Hills.

Once again, the post title has nothing to do with the content. It was just written on my jeans.

So, what's up y'all? You'd probably be saying ''Nothin' '' if you were here so stuff it and keep the answer to yourselves.

I'm gonna be taking my 'O' levels this May, and I'd pretty much safely say I haven't started as much as my personal revision. So, I made it a point not to make that my resolution, seeing if I made it that, I'd never study for the whole of the year, and fail, and stay here, and become a worthless retard stitching shoes for idiots on the roadside. I'm just sayin'. So y'all better gimme all the luck you can or Imma file a lawsuit against you all saying I'm a roadside cobbler cos' you never wished me any luck.

I KEED!!

So, anyway, being in the second half of Sec 4, while having classes during holidays, there isn't really much time to wank around. Even if I get like a full solid 24 hour day to study I end up procrastinating away, and 2 days before the exam I end up pulling all nighters and looking like this.



So, I spent like a year and a half in this hellhole, without soccer, without women, without CCA (you'll think I'm crazy but when you're here, you'd take the CCA too), without running, without anything. So, y'all better watch out when I come back in mid-september.

No Faris. Don't say wake me up when september ends, now. I'mma give you the combat triangle if you do that. Well, seeing that that is just a way of sayin' I'm probably not gonna do that, but you get the point don't you malay?

Oh, and Aloy. Let Alistair do his own speech for class chairman. Yes, it does seem rather attractive to be class chairman in the Sec 1 stage and that you'll get benefits for Student Leadership later on, it is a very dog job. You need to go to the General Office for each and every darn thing, and you need to come to school earlier than all the rest to open up the damn class. You'll be held responsible if your class does something wrong.

My advice.

Run for Vice-Chairman. You'll still get the benefits, and it is still a dog-job, but not as dog-gish as the Chairman's and you won't be as responsible as him. Or, there are the other positions of class committee like Secretary, Environmental Champion, Treasurer and stuff like that. And you Aloy, were the Secretary once, so maybe you could tell your brother what it is like. But if he wishes to be top dog, it really is up to him.

And Faris, while you and I spend our time making Niagara Falls of drool from our mouths while looking at this chick




we tend to forget this.



But, since we are all fearless bastards, and know that he can't lay a finger on us if his wife wants to show us herself, we are perfectly alright.

Cheerios, from your favourite Nigga

Stress

Alright, alright. I admit its a little too soon for what the blog title says, seeing as its only my first week back to school.

But damn, I'm already feeling the stress.

I've got three mastery tests to study for in the coming week, as well as a Biology paper, A math worksheets and a speech to prepare for my bro (apparently he's running for class chairman).

I know that doesn't seem like a whole lot to VJ, but thats already biting off more than I can chew, for me, at least.

Bloody hell, first week back, and I'm already lagging behind. I seriously gotta get my game back on before I screw things up. Add CCA Open House and 'O'-level revision into the equation, and you'll end up with a really big mess.

My bro's also in Commonwealth this year. So Imma be taking the morning bus to school with him and such.

Hope he gets Vilau as his P.E teacher. My brother is seriously outta shape.

Well, not really. If you can count 'round' as a shape. ZB says he looks like a snowman, and even I gotta agree to that.

But what the hell. I'm only gonna be here for another year. After I graduate, he ain't gonna be seeing me around in school anymore (goodness knows whether thats a good thing or not).

But enough said about him. Time for more pressing issues.

I dunno why.......I figure its either the stress, or the impending approach of the 'O's that causing it; I'm losing my interest in SNSD.

For some reason (goodness knows what), I ain't that crazy over them as I was a year back. The rush is gone, you know what I mean?

When I see them, I don't feel the rush of blood to my head. I don't swoon uncontrollably. Wild fantasies and frequent daydreams have become a thing of the past. No longer are the days which I would spend hours on end watching their music videos and reality TV shows.

I fear I've lost the customary sensations of inexplicable elation and unadulterated delectation whenever I see them goofing off on reality TV shows, or simply slurping away happily on instant noodles during commercials, all for the sake of beating others in a race for the paper chase.

I'm sorry if I seem like some @$$hole going through his midlife crisis. I know this ain't a big F*** to most of you readers, but to me, I feel like I've lost a piece of myself.

Its like a favorite pasttime has just been ousted out of my life by the inevitability of facing the 'O's.

In short, I'm irrevocably, irrefutably and undeniably screwed.

All in a couple of weeks.

Wow. Thats gotta be a record.

Haiz........

Forgive me, my Korean godesses.

Forgive me, Yoona.



Forgive me, Sunny.

Forgive me, Hyoyeon

Forgive me, Sooyoung.



Forgive me, Yuri.

Forgive me, Seohyun.

Forgive me, Jessica.

Forgive me, Tiffany.

And finally.........

Forgive me, Tae.

But 'O'-levels place a bigger priority in my life. At least till I graduate.

So until then, I gotta be sacrificing most of my time for studies.

Haiz......

Gotta go. Imma be doing research for myEnglish project now.

Time is running short.

Till I regain my sanity,
Aloy



Going Back

Similar to Vijay, this title came out of nowhere. BUT ITS RELATED SO HELL YEAH
So, school is up and running again and when I went on Tuesday for the first day of school, all the faces of the people were like this:

Yep I was one of 'em.

But guess what, I though the day would get better. Maybe, by the end of this week, I'll be okay.
WHAT THE F#CK WAS I THINKING?!?!?

First day, i got caught for a fringe that's ONLY A FEW MILIMETRES LONG.
No, I didn't do an emergency haircut in the men's room.
I went home to get a haircut. Thanks to my mum though. Didn't have to pay.
But while waiting for Kishore and Varshan to clear up their mop of hair(and goatee - varshan), I managed to eat, watch tv, slack, and lie down. THEN I went back to school. Not quite the first day I had in mind.

Day two wasn't so bad. I would be getting a new Math teacher, and I was waiting to see who it was.
It was my past year's A-Math teacher, now teaching us both Maths. WTF?!?!
I was pissed. I cannot tolerate her. I made up my mind to drop to another band.

Shortly speaking, I hate this week. Hope it will get better. Lady Luck may be a bit overdue in sending me luck. Bah. wishful thinking. 

And by the way, I can't play soccer like I used to anymore. I just don't have it in me. So now when playing soccer I'm not considered a threat anymore. I'm useless :(

But for all I know, looking at her can make my day better:

My day just got instantly better. Take that, Alessandra.
The runway ain't big enough for the both of them, minus the wings.

Till I get a better week,
Faris

Superman.

Don't ask me the reason for the post title. It was just there on my shorts.

And, whoa. This is what I'm talking about guys. Back to back posts by all members of The Community. Well there are only 3 members, but you get the point don't you. You better get the point.

Okay, so first things first. Faris, seeing that the Mayans probably never had school or Maths teachers, its actually quite a remarkable feat they could actually count up till 52. So, lets give them ol' hairy guys a bit of credit.

*Claps*

So, I admit did go through a bit of trouble to hold back the skin pun, but I did manage to after waging war with my brain and heart. The heart won. It always wins. Like they say, you always follow your heart.

And, I did give the girl a try. BUT, she said no for reasons of her own which I prefer to keep private for her convenience. However, she is one of my really good friends here. And mind you, those are in short supply these days. I don't expect a fairytale romance bro'. Nope. Close, but not there yet. And, I ain't a playboy like you. 2 girls at 10. F*ck you man. Minor pimp. Just kidding la bro'.

Your resolution was not to make a resolution. People never follow resolutions. So you are not going to follow your resolution of not making a resolution by actually making one. So, you did not fulfill your resolution of not making a resolution by actually making a resolution.

Ey, this is fun man.

And so Aloy, in case you find it hard to study, just plaster formulas all over your poster of Taeyeon. Probably that will serve as a win-win situation, seeing that you can look at Taeyeon and have imaginary s*x with her as well as cram formulas into your head.

I'm just saying.

Well, X-Rated is more like full frontal nudity and that sort of stuff. So, maybe we could call that PG-13. Yeah. And Singapore may not crack into an exact half because it is an irregular polygon with multiple vertices, therefore rendering the chances of it cracking into an exact half as possible as me growing a tree out of my underpants.

I'm just sayin'.

And Obama might just do a Jackson sometime and end up swiggin' a bottle of painkiller and become like a high squirrel? Just sayin' again.

And I just realised something. Ever since I came to India, I don't swear as much as the days in Singapore. Maybe becuase noone here knows the meaning of the swear words so there is really as much point as shooting bullets into tar about that. But I wanna swear so bad, when I come back. You better be ready.

*In Arnold Schwarzanegger voice* I'll be back.

Oh, and talking about the Governator, he's doing the Expendables 2 with Sly Stallone.
Talking about old Sly, he is 65 now, and has never taken steroids in his whole life. And he just did a movie. Guess what he looks like in it?



He still got it man. 65. W.O.W

'Course the tattoos are fake, but look at him man. Damn I sound like a 6 year old.


Anyways y'all. Don't go under the delusion I'm gay for ending the post with a guy because, I'm not. If you don't believe me, I'll give you this.



Alessandra Ambrosio.

Yes Faris, rival and friend of your woman.

I ain't gay.
VJ

*Ey, that rhymes...

a new year

wow, there has been a flurry of activities here recently, huh? and to think that i havent posted about new year...
I might be a day late, but Happy New Year to all. 2012 is here and we all know that the end of the world isn't near. The Mayans simply ran out of space in their calendar that is effective in remembering events 52 years ago. (Fact: I can count higher than 52. Beat that, noob Mayans)
It just so happens that this calendar thingy, or the long count, started at a specific year and will end on 2012.(Fact: I can count higher than 2012. dumb Mayans)

Okay, enough about the history lesson and my counting skills(which are good).
I would like to take the time to reflect on 2011. yes, it has been eventful. And the fact that i had many new experiences, both good/bad, really made Sec 3 a bitter-sweet affair. but now its 2012, and the O levels are coming. I know The Community will be in short supply of posts because of this but hey, sacrifices may need to be made. I also do not want to go all loco with the exams till i start insulting myself (kudos to Vijay for holding back on the skin pun).

Speaking about Vijay, my homie, since we are all still young, why not give the girl a try? In a good way, i mean. Not have a 'kenduri' with your friends.(Kenduri is malay street talk for passing around the girl like AIDS) Since you have admired her, why not go to the next level. Intearct. Talk.

Trust me, you're hearing from a guy who got into a relationship at the age of 10. I've been in three failed relationships. Bummer. But then again, I was dating both girls at the same time. Okay, forget it. What I'm trying to say is that don't expect a fairytale romance. If you're just okay with you being in her presence, then with all due respect bro, its up to you if you want it to stay that way.

My other homie, Aloy. Hope you've studied hard. I studied hard too. I want you to not pressurize yourself  for the exams. And let's hope you will fulfill your resolutions and not keep them under your bed with the, umm....other things you keep there(wink-wink). stay cool, aight? dont go all loco on the tests because if you do, no matter how blown out of proportion this is, I will ask Taeyeon to personally hit you where the sun don't shine. I'm just saying, it may happen. Or I can do it myself. No pressure.

Hmm....my resolutions. My resolution is to not make a resolution because if i dont fulfill it there will be bombardments of comments from critics and i will be labelled as a overachiever who has no goals but to sit down and watch Victoria's secret all day in 3D just because his friends are busy doing something better like doing porn getting themselves captured while escaping to Russia and they shall be castrated!

What colourful imagination I have....

Anyways, for now, my resolution goal is to pass at least one math test. I blew my chance last year. Its time to try.

Oh well, thats all for now. I do admit my so called X rated post is not up to par. If Vijay did it, I would be blind, Singapore cracks into half and Obama would be white.

I'm just saying.

And now I end off with a sexy creative shot of Miranda Kerr (hey if aloy can put Taeyeon on every post, i guess there's nothing wrong with this)

Yes folks, nothing wrong at all.

Till we meet again,
Faris


Happy New Year To All

Poetry and then ze end of 2011

What's happening y'all? Ye, its your favourite, the one and only...*drum rolls please*

What was that? You already know? You want me to skip to the point? All right you spoilt brat. Yeah, its VJ again. Back to back posts. Not the usual from me huh? Yeah, usually my brother Aloy does that. But it seems we've been giving the man a bit too much to do. Besides, I'm on a holiday now. Holiday = Free time. Free time = Just chillax on the mosquito infested couch

So, I thought, lets post. And yes, you did read the Title right again. Seems you're going to a better optician now huh? Yes, Poetry. Nope, nothing is wrong with me. I'm perfectly alright. Period.

But Poetry...Sigh. I guess this sort of thing happens to you when you're in love. But that is another story for another day. ( Usually when people say that, the another day never comes. Thought you'd be brains enough to know that. ) Poetry, somehow, just increases your flow of language, and makes you talk to yourself more often, and for some reason, you think you sound like TS Eliot. In case you are wondering, which you probably are, he is just some important English poet. I keed Mr TS E.

You are gonna go mad over hearing this again and again, but Poetry is just so mesmerizing, you there, yes, you alcoholic idiot with a slab of fat over your stomach sitting on the couch with Pringles chips watching late night Victoria's secret fashion show, might manage to shut your eyes.

And, yes Aloy. The old Vijay would never write poems, but neither would the old Aloy be so obsessed with K-Pop. Or, the old Faris go around looking for X-Rated stuff. (I was about to say something about having skin here, but with great difficulty, I managed to suppress myself.)

And Aloy, about your resolution number four. That part is a bit hard pal. I mean, yeah, I don't wanna you know, discourage you or anything. But, who in this world, has ever managed to NOT screw up? Nobody. It's a fact. Rather, lets put it this way. Let's think of in a way that, (it can get bit scientific, but I'm gonna be a pain in your ass and not mention any plebian terms. DEAL WITH IT.), if we can't stop screwing up, we are rather more advanced on the Homo Sapien and living organism evolutionary scale. Ever notice our quirks become more and more obvious to the eye of the hypocritic world? I'm not going to go so far as to say that we represent a distinct new stage in mankind. No, that's for anthropologists to decide. However, I reamin convinced, that it is hard for us to master the plebian layman task of ''Not screwing up''. We're meant for greater things like unravelling the mysteries of the universe, and getting Jessica Alba to perform at night for us.

Hey, I sound a bit like Hitler! Score. NOT.

Next, 'ris. Faris. Far east bro. X-Rated? Far, man. Real far. However, if we were to post, MY version of X-rated, Blogspot would ban our blog from the internet. But, on the flipside, you are making it there. Remember THE COMPLETE ARTIST? Remember a certain monster named RBR? Now you're thinking...

Now, I know no human being has ever been proved to follow his New Year resolutions, however, we all have been really adept at MAKING THEM! So, I'mma make a few for myself, and of course, shall try to abide by them.

1) Be nicer to people who are nice to me.
2) Be more mean to people who are bad to me.
3) Stop trying to stuff centipedes into my dad's motorcycle's exhaust pipe.
4) Burn more ants with magnifying glass
5) Hopefully, get that bright A* for all seven subjects.
6) Improve on my physique
7) Bring back the love of RedBull, NaughtyG, MilkTea, BubbleTea so on and so forth.
8) Get into a good JC with atleast one of my homies in it.

In case you are wondering about number 8, I do intend to come back for JC.

Anyway, 2011 has been a year full of it's own ups and downs. Pros and cons.There are incidents which I'd rather forget, but being the revenge taker, I don't think I ever will. There are incidents which I would die to remember, but being the forgetful ass standing at the back during Mrs Leong's class all the time in Sec1, I guess I would forget.
But, it was in 2011 that gay rights were approved/Osama was shot down by Obama and many more.
However, we all know 2012, is supposed to be the year in which we all die eventually. But, I have said this and am going to say it again. My peanut better and jelly grape flavoured jam expires in 2014, so end of story.


Till I get my next erection.......

I KEED!!!

Till I get high again,
VEEEEJAAAY.