Stupid quadratic equations

Hey guys.

One word that can sum up just about my entire sec 3 life so far: 'B-A-L-L-S'

Yes.

Banthugal, as Vijay so aptly puts it.

At least your maths is so damn fucking shiok lah, VJ.....unlike some people who struggle just to grasp the concept of quadratic equations.

Yes, things have not been going well for me in the mathematics department.

Mr Leong lost me at Remainder and Factor Theorem.

Oh well, to look on the bright side, at least we're starting Indices this week, something which we've already done in sec 2. Should be a breeze.

I hope. For my sake. And the malays.

Yep. So for science, Chemistry is going great for me, with the only exception being my Biology teacher, Mdm Soh. She sucks, frankly speaking. Besides having no authority over the class AT ALL, she doesn't even know how to freaking teach the damn subject.

I wished Mdm Karima was still our Bio teacher.

That'd be cool.

But I'd be trollin'.

Cause the chances of Mdm Soh being subbed with Mdm Karima is just about as slim as Wolverhampton qualifying for a Champions League spot.

Wow, now I know that Torres used to play as a goalkeeper during his days in the Atletico Madrid youth system.

Cool.

As for the level camp, I just came back last Friday. Quite nice, or at least better than I would have expected.

The lodgings were great, the food was decent(well, not really) and the activities were damn fun. We went on a firefly cruise, waterfall expedition and lots of other stuff. Being able to see fireflies dot the riverbank at night, lighting up the trees like christmas decorations.....it was a great feeling. Cruising under the moonlit twilight(yes, the full moon was out), and the cool night air was filled with the scents of the rainforest and river water. It was a memorable experience, to say the least.

Then came the waterfall expedition. After an hours long trek through the rainforest, we came to to the base of the waterfall, which we had to traverse uphill in order to view and experience this natural river process in its full grandeur. 'Truly spectacular' just didn't cut it. We all played games and splashed each other like mad, before setting off for camp in the late afternoon.

The other details I'll just leave to the malay to describe it to you guys. Its seems that whenever we have a school event or outing, I'm the only one relating my experience. Alright, I've done my share. Now its the malays turn.

I happen to be extremely unhappy with Hui Qi.

She called me a pervert just because I post SNSD/Taeyeon related stuffs onto my Facebook wall.

That hurt.

It really did.

Doesn't that make ZB, who has 26 pictures of Jessica on his PSP, a pervert as well?

I mean.....COME ON!

Can't a guy just go crazy over Korean women without being judged?

It ain't fair.

ZB's PSP is full to bursting with Jessica's face, Omar has a huge picture of Sunny slapped onto his file, and Rayson just can't seem to be able to stop downloading Yuri's picture onto his phone.

Why am I the one to be judged?

It just ain't fucking fair. Hui Qi's a b*tch.

Dang it.

Never mind. Its getting late, and I gots to get going.

Here you go. A great song, released from their album 'Girls Generation'. 

The holy awesome cuteness of SNSD all packed into one music video. 

Shiok, huh?

Right, Imma get going.

Till next time,

Aloy

Is it normal to feel like an ass?

I don't mean it, but I have run out if title's. And, life in India is getting worse by the day, and as the saying goes. ''the sky is the limit'' I guess it is gonna continue getting worse.

And to add to the woes, my bike has started to screw me up. Good thing I learnt how to ride a motorcylce just in case...

Just to inform you, if you think that sec 3 life is living hell, you have no idea what is living hell. You really fucking don't. And since some of you have been wondering, Faris has gone to Home Economics club with Azfar. Man, if only I were there.

What, you don't understand? Well, I have taken a new liking to cooking, and my food is more than safe to eat. I guarantee it with my life. Vijay's 100% safe food. Lol...

No, really, I cook well. Thanks to SOME of those Home Economics lessons. I specialize in omelettes.

Yeah, I am a show off....lol...

And seriously speaking, this is the end of this post.

Vijay,
Because I have nothing to post..

Level Camp

Hey guys.

Bolt and I will be leaving for our annual level camp in Kota Tinggi, Malaysia. This is gonna be the last 'fun'(so-called) camp for the rest of our secondary school lives(excluding CCA camps).

The reason why I said so is cause our sec 4 level camp is gonna be a learning camp, instead of an outdoor adventure camp. Yeah, so things are gonna get quite boring once sec 4 starts.

So I seriously think that we all should enjoy this camp to our fullest, seeing as we are most probably not gonna receive any more opportunities until end of our 'O'-Levels. ZB has told me that he isn't really looking forward to this camp. Reason beats me, but I think its most probably cause of his much-dreaded band camps, which take place at least twice a year. They do nothing in band camp but drill, drill and drill. (and no, it isn't THAT kind of drill).

Yeah, you get my drift.

Oh, and Torres and I are gonna be MIA for the next three days.

I'm currently stuffing my face full of Taeyeon, seeing as I won't be getting anymore SNSD action till Friday at least.

Haiz........looking at her face just melts my heart......

HOLY CRAP F*CKSHIT SHE IS CUTE!

*Ahem**Ahem*!

Right.

Sorry.

Its just that I can't seem to get enough of her.

Plus the fact that we two are gonna be seperated for three whole days.....

I gotta go pack me stuff for the camp. But before I end off, I just wanna show you guys something.

See?

At least I ain't bias.

Now you can enjoy the goodness of SNSD in 9 different viewpoints.

Happy viewing!

Peace out,

Aloy

,,I,,

Yeah, like dear Aloy says, the Title says it all. Yep, it is the Mighty Middle Finger.

It has helped alot, when you are at a loss of words to retaliate. Then immediately, ,,I,,.

Really, and like dear Aloy said, swearing helps a damn lot. I have experienced it when I was in Singapore, and have seen Aloysius experience it to tremendous effects.

And I know I have been showing off lately, by telling you guys that I can help you with maths, seeing I was not the best in Maths when I was in 2/3.  But then, trust me. Many bungla's have benefited from my tutoring.

Yes, I know it is gay. But I tutored 3 bunglas. Take note of the tense. tutorED.  Which most effectively means, that I am no longer into this kind of forced prostitution. See, even prostitution has TUITION in it.

But, let me tell you, bunglas don't get stuff up their airy heads easily, so I think it is supposed to be rather commendable, to have raised them from F's to B's and A's.

However fix an appointment with me on MSN or FB. It is best if you have a webcam, and MSN.

I don't keed, here. ( copying aloy...hehehe ) But, more seriously, I think I still have not done enough for the guys who have shaped me into who I am.

No, I don't talk about Muniyandhi.

And, you can repay me by doing either of the following. Or you can do it without repaying me too.

1) Get me Mdm Karima's number.
2) If you see Mdm Karima, tell her to call my father, fix an appointment, and return ALL my things back, which are namely, my MYE Papers, report book, Yearbooks, EL file, and anything else she has.

I would prefer 2.

And, finally, ,,I,,

Yours Dhingingly,
Vijay

( I am still the horny old me )

Epilogue

Hey guys.

Its like what the title says. Today is officially the end of another week, and things are starting to get tough.

We're starting polynomial identities and the Remainder and Factor Theorem. Besides the fact that these topics have horrendously complicated names, its all actually quite easy. But the workload just keeps getting more and more. I think I'll be able to cope, though. I've been putting in some effort into my work now, and I feel like I'm definitely improving.

Mr Jeremy Gan, Jerry's brother, said he doesn't like Spain during higher chinese class today when he relieved us.

That hurt.

A lot.

He said he felt that Spain didn't deserve to win the World Cup, adding that they only managed to score 8 goals in throughout the entire tournament, compared to Portugal who were able to score 7 goals in a single game.

Thats alright with me, except for one thing. Doesn't the fact that the Spanish National soccer team were able to win the most watched sports event in the world, beating 31 other teams to emerge the winning champions something thats worth praising?

Being able to win the FIFA World Cup is definitely no mean feat. But winning it with an all-time record low goal tally of 8 a well-deserved accolade?

Seriously, if you're a team like Chelsea thats able to thrash teams with a score of 7-1 or something like that, but is too inconsistent to win tournaments and leagues, then you'd well shut your trap.

 Portugal beat North Korea in the 2010 World Cup 7-0, and was on an impressive 19 match undefeated streak, conceding only three goals.

But what happened?

They went and lost to Spain in the round of 16, courtesy of a David Villa goal that put Spain ahead 1-0.

Stupid idiots.

I don't give a sh*t if Spain won the World Cup, and you just happen to support Argentina or Germany or some stupid sh*t team. Spain were the underdogs, reaching the finals only in 1984. This is their first World Cup win, compared to Brazil, who have 5 World Cup trophies to their name, or Italy, who have four.

So you people who have something against that Spanish National Soccer Team, please cut them some slack. I personally felt that although they might not have been the most spectacular or dazzling team out there, they still won, albeit with a low goal tally.

Everyone cool?

Right.

And soccer aside. I want you guys to check out this song from SNSD. Its called 'Echo', and its been stuck in my head since this Wednesday . Its rather addictive, and apparently ZB thinks so too. Do please listen, and gimme your honest feed back and opinion. Thanks.

So thats all I have for today. I'm still waiting for Bolt's and Torres' post. Should be any day soon.

I hope.

Yeah.

I've gotta go, but will post as soon as I find some time. 

SNSD is deadly; you might die from the blinding awesome cuteness if you're not careful.

Signing off,

Aloy

Balls.

Seriously.

Balls.

Fucking balls.

My mum and brother are both fucking stupid idiots.

But thats another pain-in-the-ass story that I don't wanna recall.

Anyways, I'm only given half an hour of computer usage time. That'll give you some hints as to how my above statements came about.

Yeah, its the starting of the second week of school, and I have to say; it ain't all that bad. Besides some really troublesome non-linear quadratic equations to solve, its all going rather smoothly......


......or as smoothly as you could possibly imagine.

Kishore and ZB have been teasing me about a recent founding of theirs, which they claim 'blue waffles'. Its supposed to be some kinda pussy infection (yes, its sick, but it ain't my idea). Yes, so you can roughly imagine how things are going for me right now. Haven't been using the computer for the past couple of days, and now when I finally get to use it, me ass of a mother only alloted my half an hour.

Hardly enough time for the average teeneger to use the com. And thats the understatement of the year.

'Blue waffles' aside. I just got my first PE lesson of the year with Vilau (yes, that gay bastard). Apparently, he expects all boys in the class to be able to do six pull-ups by the end of the year: one by the end of January, and three by the end of March. Fat chance. I can only do around 20 push-ups in the peak of my form, and even after doing so I'm as tired as a dog. So I'm gonna start training for my first pull-up, and hopefully my efforts are gonna pay off.

Speaking about training, we're having our annual cross-country meet on the 4th of March, so I'm also gonna put in my utmost effort to score for the top-30 positions.

For the past couple of years, I've always either been in the top 50 or the very last positions. First year was due to a stitch, and the following year was just because my stamina wasn't good enough. But the cheerful thought was that I could at least run at the same pace as Aaron last year, and seeing as he's from badminton and is used to running long distances, I'd say that was a great acheivement for myself.

But this year, I wanna up my game. Instead of just completing the race, I'm gonna aim for the top 30 spots. I'll choose a fair-paced runner, maybe someone like Aaron or ZB,and drift behind them, meaning that I can jog as slowly as I want, as long as I don;t let that guy outta my sight. If I use the tactic, and together with my training, I believe I'm gonna be a serious contender for the top 30 placings.

Aim high and set your mind to it. Thats how you acheive.

Right. Enough talk about school and stuff.

Time for some Korean women!

ISN'T SHE JUST SO FREAKING DAMN CUTE?!?!?!?!

This is actually Taeyeon eating ice cream for some korean commercial.

Cool, huh?

Alright, fine. Maybe not to you guys, but it is to me.

I'm really pissed right now, so I seriously need some cuteness to calm myself down.

JUST......CAN'T.....STAND.....THE....BLINDING....CUTENESS!!!

Peace out,

Aloy

WTH

Yo.

Its me.

Just popping in for a short visit.

Nuthin' much happening in school, unless if you count the fact that I got so damn totally screwed by Mr Leong today during maths class.

But thats another painful story that I don't even wanna recall. I think at this rate, Imma end up as one the class jokes sooner or later.

Fuck.

Sorry. I had to swear. Releases my anger so that I don't go and smash some poor bastards jaw to pieces.

Nah, I keed, I keed! But honestly, occasional swearing really helps to cope with your stress and ease tensions. Strong (and especially negative) emotions aren't meant to be bottled up inside. We gotta let it go once in a while. Seriously works. Trust me, I've tried it.

Yeah. Trainings are getting more and more impossible seeing as my rather busier-than-usual CCA schedule is nearly always clashing with my training time. Since 5/7 of the now disbanded (so-called) Moon United is currently in 3-I, I suppose our Games Day class soccer team is gonna be quite impressive. I'm acting captain, in place for ZB, who says he's too tired and lazy to take up the captain position again this year.

And I truly understand how he feels.

Having authority and lots of respect from teammates are definitely an added bonus. But scheduling all the training sessions and working out the team formations are making me consider if this is even worthwhile .

But, like I said. The 'O' Levels are creeping up on us, and besides aesthetics, we also have to place our academics as top priority. Or at least until the 'O' Levels are over, which don't happen to be anytime soon.

We're gonna be serious contenders for at least the top-three positions. Of course a first-place trophy is definitely the best.

But like I said. It all depends.

Well, I gotta go sleep. Its late, and I've had a bloody freaking long day.

After I'm feeling a little bit better, I shall start posting pictures of my beloved Taeyeon on The Community again.

Yes, I'm not about to forget what ZB and Kishore did for a long time.

Signing off,
Aloy

Aw sh*t

Hey ma peeps.

Haven't had a decent talk with you guys in a helluva long time.

Time to get back to business.

Right.

Today is just my second day of school, and yet miraculously I did not fall asleep during any classes(which is an impressive feat by my standards, for your information), but I've just probably reached an all-time low in my relationship with Yanhong.

Please do not mistake the situation. I am in no way related with her(as in boy-girl relation only), and only admit that I've said that I once had a crush on her and admire her appearance.

That is all.

I've always wanted to treat her as just a good friend(not until lately), and nothing more. Thats was until Zhen Bang and Kishore decided to ruin my relationship during English class today.

When Mrs Tham asked everyone to give a introduction of themselves in class, seeing as this was our first English lesson of the week, and to mention our personal hobbies and pastimes. When  it came to Yanhong's turn to speak, she said that she enjoys nice things(exactly what I have absolutely no idea).

That was when ZB decided to add his own (extremely audible) smart-ass comments. "Like Aloysius?"

And Yanhong replied with a resounding "EEEEE!"

Its like......W-T-F.

Seriously. Am I so darn disgusting that she has to exclaim like that?! I mean, I might not be the best-looking or smartest guy around (yes, no sh*t). But I still think it was a bit harsh to respond in that manner. She could've at least ignored ZB's comment, like she always does for the past year-and-a-half. Why choose today to give such a harsh response?

I dunno, man.......maybe she's becoming to hate me.

After all, I take a large part of the responsibility if she does. I'm not so gullible as to take 100 percent of the blame, as it was also ZB's and Kishore's fault too. But seriously, I ain't blaming her if she hates me from today onwards.

I admit I was hugely at fault. I've done lots of stupid sh*t for the past two years. I was careless and naive. I behaved in a way unbeffiting the nickname of Edwin Van Der Sar or Iker Casillas. I only have myself to blame.

I dunno if our relationship will ever be repaired. Maybe we've never even had a good relationship since ZB started teasing me about her at the start of last year.

I seriously hate myself.

Haiz.........

I dunno, man. I seriously have absolutely no idea what to do now. I hope she doesn't take it seriously. And I hope she'll forgive me too. Lets just pray hard that things take a turn for the better.

Good news is that I've been appointed class treasurer, taking over the past roles of Melody and Kok Pin. I hope to be able to do just a good job as them, cause seriously; I'm a super-careless person. I lose stuff easily and am absent-minded. But I'm gonna make all that change this year. You're probably gonna see a more mature and responsible me during this year.

I've been doing stupid and embarrasing stuff all for the past two years. All that's gonna change soon.

And regarding The Community, brother Bolt and brother Torres won't be able to post as frequently, mainly cause schools already started. So be lucky to even hear from us twice a week. Frequqncies may decrease to twice a month by the looks of the tedious amount of homework we're being set, even though its only the second day of school. The 'O' Levels are gonna make our schedules more packed as we progress further into the year. Our SPAs are coming up in October, and so are the Chinese 'O' levels in June.

Darn.

It sorta sucks being a senior.

But never mind. I suppose we'll all get use to the new timetable through mid-year, and hopefull will be able to cope with the enormous workload.

But on the bright side, our sec 3 level camp is coming up in less than 2 weeks time, starting on the 19th and ending on the 21st. Its gonna be held in a chalet at Kota tinggi in Malaysia. Yes, you needn't have your glasses checked. I did say 'chalet'. Amazing, ain't it? I heard Vilau say that there are only two schools at the campsite. The other school is sleeping in tents, while we're using chalets.

But seriously. Given the choice, I would've chosen to sleep in tents instead. Sleeping in chalets just seem to destroy the entire meaning of a camp. Isn't camps supposed to let participants rough it, like sorta live it wild?

I dunno.......

Haiz.

Never mind. I'm going to sleep now, seeing as I'm gonna seriously need the energy for lessons tomorrow.

I'm to tired and angry at ZB and Kishore to even post some pictures of my Taeyeon.......

Crap.

Signing off,
Aloy

First day

Hey guys.

First day of school didn't turn out to be as bad I expected. There were 10 people in 2-3 who were in my class too. My class is 3-I, by the way. Here's the 10 people.

1. Zhen Bang
2. Boon Ping
3. Kishore
4. Azfar
5. Zhi Xing
6. Me
7. Yan Hong
8. Nisha
9. Fatin
10. yipeng

Yes, I know. That lifeless @55hole. And ZB had the honour (well, hardly) of sitting beside that idiot in class.

Stupid register numbers.

But I can't stay. I'll just have a quick word before I need to sign off.

@NAZIRA: Hey, thanks for noticing my plight. I'm in some serious need of Taeyeon right now. Its be damn cool if you were to get me a Teayeon-related B'day present. It'd mean a lot to me. I'll try to get some Super Junior stuff on your birthday. And just to let you know, you're a great niece. Its was cool getting to be in the same class with you for sec 1 and 2. (P.S the website is www.soshified.com, just in case you're wondering. Let me know if its the same website I'm talking about, OK?)

Same here for you, Vijay. Others may have forgotten you. I haven't.


But just to wrap things up, the first day of school didn't turn out to be as bad I expected. The classes were separated according to level positions, and not subject combinations. Which is probably the main reason why there's so many people from 2-3 in 3-I.

Yes, so what if I fell asleep during the principal's opening speech.

Big deal.

She talks a bunch of bullsh*t, anyways.

Till next time,
Aloy

Its the start of a f***ing year.

Not literally though. Then babies would be evrywhere.

So, school has started for you huh? Big deal. I became Sec 3 in June. So, I get to write my 'O' Levels, 5 months ahead of you puny asses.

Just Jokin'.

So, I wanna know what class your all in.

And, I know, I am long forgotten, or at least will be, in the near future, and I don't regret. But, I did not ask to leave. And that leaves me considering whether or not I should be back for a holiday in June. And, I received my Exam Results, which were rather okay. But, I guess I impressed in Computer.

See If you guys understand this :

Start
int a, total = 0
INPUT N
For [ n > 3 ]
   Input a
   total = total + a
Next a
Print ''Total''a
Stop

Hard eh? Let me tell you this. This is supposed to be an easy computer algorithm. And it is to solve the problem : Sum of  ''n'' numbers.

If you see the bigger ones, you'll cry.

'' You got a problem pal? Take a good look ''
-Ben Grimm to suicider in fantastic four.

It applies to you all. Take a good look at me. Your problems ain't no bigger than mine pal. So stuff it.

Anyway, I wanna know, how many people really think I should come back for a holiday. Cos' I dunno if I am worth it anymore, and if you still REMEMBER me, even...

Sorely,
Vijay,
An ass in your mind.

Screw my damn computer

Seriously.

I just wanna shout 'FUDGE!!!!!' at my computer before smashing it to smithereens.

Stupid bloody fudging computer.

I just discovered this fantastic website(but I won't disclose it, seeing as you guys don't really care anyways), which is the largest international fan-based website on SNSD, which, as you guys are well aware, that I'm addicted to.

I've just finished my 800-word Chinese compo and I'm as tired as a dog. Just as I was in serious need of some SNSD, my stupid bloody computer lagged,

And it chose that particularly crucial time to lag.

Fudge.

But the website's pretty amazing, though. Its got tons and tons of videos and photo archives. Its has a massive fanbase and you get to post and go to online discussion forums to chat and stuff.

Sounds great.

The only drawback is that you have to wait damn bloody fudging long just in order to wait for a page to load. And when you wanna get back to the main forum to check out other stuff, your com is gonna lag.

Trust me.

Its gonna LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAGGGGGG.

Yes. Its that bad. So unless if your using a MacBook Air or some other newly-released bullsh*t like maybe the ipad or Samsung Galaxy TAB, then I suggest you don't visit this website. This website is seriously for diehard SNSD fans only who don't mind their com lagging like hell in order to get their daily dose of Korean women.

This website needs a hell lot of patience, Something which I lack terribly.

Enough said.

I just can't believe that we're all gonna be seniors when school starts tomorrow. It all just happens so damn fast! Its like one moment you're entering the gates of Commonwealth, and before you even know it......

*POOF!*

You've discovered CocoCrunch!

CocoCrunch! The great chocalately taste!

Nah, I keed.

But seriously.

Before you even know it, you're already wearing long pants and looking down at two generations of juniors and awaiting your 'O' Levels or something like that.......

I mean, its just overwhelming, you know.

To wake up one day to face the fact that you've grown so much, and the need to bear so much more responsibility is just.......crazy.

Yeah. Thats the word.

Crazy.

But hey, its like I said.

A new year, a new beginning, a new me. So tomorrow, I'm gonna just go out there and give it all I've got.

Cause I'm Aloysius Ng, first team goalkeeper of Moon United. I'll do my club and women proud.

I've haven't gotten my fair share of Korean women tonight, so I'm gonna just post this picture of Taeyeon on The Community to compensate for my misery.

KIM TAEYEON FTW!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

*Ahem**Ahem*

Right.

Sorry about that.

I am a misery.

Signing off,

Aloy

Claudia Donovan is hot!!!

Yeah, my dear people. Well, her real name is Allison Scagliotti, but in the TV Series, Warehouse 13, she goes by that name, and she is a hell hot...







Man, how come women ended having boobs, and being HOT!
 This young hot woman, is 20, and started acting in 2001. That's when she was 11. Kiss me, allison...

Until I get to screw her,
Vijay

Its a new year after all.
2011.
A year forward already.
wow, time flies when you're doing some thing..of some sort....somewhere.

Nah, I got nothing.


Aloy, please slow down on the posts. Lately its all women.
A typical man.
I'm proud of you.
That's how the man of today should act.
Exposing his fantasies.
Technically, I don't want to post my fantasies here, but then again...

I'd rather not.
Because some have been mentioned by Vijay.
Jessica Alba, Megan Fox etc,etc...

Let's see, there's..

I dunno.
Hmm..
Emma Stone would be one of them.

Umm...
Selena Gomez? Yes

Cheryl Cole? Not bad either.

Jennifer Aniston? She may be old but looks young.

 Oh yeah. Jennifer Love Hewitt.

 I might have more. I just don't know if I consider them as fantasies.
There you go. My so called fantasies, which are true.
Truth is, do not look look at these women as sex objects.
They are sophisticated actress.
Well, sort of.

Once again, Aloy, chill with the Korean women.
Don't hurt yourself.

haha.

Women women everywhere.
Still I wouldn't go steady with any one.

Faris

Random stuffs

Hey guys.

I'm just adding an extra random post as I'm just so damn freaking excited at the prospect of starting the New Year afresh, and being able to do new stuff next year(which I have absolutely NO idea what exactly).

This post is gonna be short, as I've basically covered all I've got to say in the last post. The New Year might be coming a bit later for Bolt, as India is in a different time zone from Singapore, with a 2-hour time lapse.

But I'll just post anyways.

MARRY ME, TAEYEON!!!!

Yes, I am full aware that my post is completely off topic. I just have the sudden urge to post an extra large photo of Taeyeon. seeing as I do not have an A1 sized poster of her at home, I thought I might as well make do with one in The Community.

Yes, I know. 

ITS JUST CUTENESS OVERLOAD, ISN'T IT?!

*Ahem**Ahem*

Yes.

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

Do not judge me.

Signing off,

Edwin Van Der Star