This is me.

12.29.2010

And I am here to set some records straight.

My definition of hot women.
1) Not humongous, but nice bosoms/boobs/tits, whatever you call them
2)A gorgeous face
3)A nice personality and attitiude
4)An average body size.
5)A nice juicy umm... ASS?
 Thats it.
And indian women are undesirable cos' their boobs are either far too small or saggy, and their face looks like a truckload of ummm Bharaths ___________ ( Fill in the Blanks ). But also due to the various reasons you have stated as such.

But I totally agree on the bitchy part. Once a girl starts to be bitchy, nothing can be done about it, other than
a) Give her a slap on the face
b) Give her a slap on the ass
c) Have sex.

Yes. That would be a great combination.

A quote from the movie Home Alone
'' Is it true that the French Babes don't shave their pits?  No.... But they've got nude beaches ''



This girl is far more cuter than your Taeyeon.

But, hey, come on. Let us not fight over girls. Let us all sew our rare shut. And Izzu, it is rather much an impossible task to swear LIGHTLY. It is an irony. Don't ask me why.

And Aloy, you said a guy is not meant to be cooped up in the house 24 hours a day. But neither is his dick and a woman's body. Thus we have Bharath and Porn Websites.

But to set the effing record straight, I have never watched porn in my life. Never. I do forgive you though, Faris, that you by MISTAKE  told Mrs Terrence last year that I do watch porn. But that incident was a total laugh afterwards. But, there. I have never watched porn, wherein the meaning of porn is



1   : the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement



2
: material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement
3
: the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction <the pornographyof violence>

Yeah. But looking at hot women is fine I guess. Like pictures of Jessica Alba? And Megan Fox is soooo BLOODY UNGLAM nowadays. Aloysius, was probably expecting to hear me say she was hot. But no. And may we know, where we = Vijay and Aloysius = Van der sar and bolt, when Sir Faris Izzuddin will be creating a facebook account.Activity matters little alright.
 

Well, Another post to block the Koreans. I'm racist.
Vijay Bolt.

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